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Freshappl

Pronounced (fre, shap, pul)
A sudden change in the present universe, dimension, and/or timeline. Coined by internet legend and lolcow Christine Weston Chandler or simply Chris-Chan. Probably a rip off of freshavodao.
A: "I went to the store and bought a bag of apples and when I arrived at home it was a bag of oranges"
B: "You had a freshappl bro"
by Jocomol May 9, 2021
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2016 XXL freshman cypher

A godly cypher consisting of Denzel curry, lil uzi vert, lil yachty, Kodak black and 21 savage, for XXL magazine with amazing chemistry between them all as well as fire bars and flow from the new generation ( also there was another cypher but we dont talk ab that one)
Yo you heard that 2016 XXL freshman cypher?
by Ynwmelly January 9, 2020
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freshman hunter

An upperclassman, usually a male or one who is older than a freshman girl, they stalk their prey daily via facebook. These creatures usually attends parties that include several younger females. They will attempt anything and go through great lengths to get into the younger females' pants.

Also known as : cradle robbers
Leland: Yo who invited those fuckin' freshman hunters man?! They're not comin in my house..

Young drunk freshman slut: Oh my god! Is that Jake!? I loovvee him let him in!

Leland: Screw that .. I dont even know him

Jake(freshman hunter): I just kicked in the door it was locked, is that alright ? I heard there were some freshman girls up in here!
by Brendan10200 July 10, 2010
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freshfail

A new level of epic failure. Refers to the "Epic FreshFail Thread of 2008," where a certain member (FreshC230) posted photos of a Mercedes Benz CLS55 AMG on the MDStreetScene.com forums, and claimed it was his.

Due to his locality and age, members of the forum demanded proof, which he was unable to give. After a series of flimsy excuses, it soon became apparent that he had stolen the pictures off other sites, and eventually the REAL owner (Mafiosocls55) of the car showed up and provided proof of ownership. (The question of FreshC230's "fiancee", as of this writing, is still inconclusive, though preliminary findings indicate the photos are those of an internet model.)

This thread soon spread to other car forums on the net, and around the world, bringing down the server and leading to the "FreshFail of 2008" as readers flooded the site. The term "FreshFail" has come to indicate a level of failure above "epic fail," where one is very publicly, throughly, and humiliatingly pwned.
Man 1: I told this chick that I'm an up and coming actor in Sophia Coppola's next film.
Man 2: Bullshit, you couldn't act your way out of a paper bag.
Man 1: Yeah, but I told her Sophia Coppola thought I was super hot, and the the next big thing.
Man 2: So what happened?
Man 1: Turns out she's Sophia Coppola's best friend and casting director.
Man 2: Freshfail!
by pomegranatesix March 27, 2008
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freshman flesh

Term used to describe a freshman, either in high school or college, who becomes sexually promiscuous in order to try to gain the acceptance of the upperclassmen. In reality, they will just become known as the school skank, and no one will want to associate with them except guys who just want to use them for sex.
Freshman #1: What has been up with Kelly lately? She's been throwing herself at all these seniors.
Freshman #2: It's really pathetic, she's becoming freshman flesh just so she can fit in.

Senior Guy #1: Hey, who's that chick over there in the booty shorts?
Senior Guy #2: That's the new freshman flesh, I've heard she'll have sex with any upperclassman.
by Natki February 19, 2011
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Freshman

A person who in their first year of college or high school (in most cases only associated with high school). The bottom of the food chain. Each year freshmen get looked down on further and further, only because freshman are becoming more annoying then ever. Usually seen clogging up the halls, taking other peoples lunch spots or just being total dicks to older grades even though they are just freshman. Older grades and teachers most likely make fun of the past few years (0,1,2 years ago) of freshmen just because of how annoying they are/the lack of respect they have. T
Junior: Hey look at those freshmen!
Senior: Damn, they get smaller every year!
Freshman: The fuck did you say to me?
Junior and Senior: The fuck is that guys problem?
by Fieroman September 20, 2017
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Freshta

An angel. The light of a person's life. It only takes one look to know she's the one. One can be having the worst day, and a word from her can change it all up. She's someone that's worth trying for. She's the sweetest thing known to man, and a blessing for the man she's with. Her beauty knows no ends, something that can't be explained with words. Freshta is comforting, and has a good sense of humor. One can't help but cheese whenever she's talking to you. It's uncontrollable, like my love for her
Freshta is yours? You lucky SOB.
by IAmAMangoLover June 12, 2011
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