Frequent Brain Farter

A person who frequently asks stupid questions and expects a serious answer.

"Hey, we have a basketball game tonight at 6."
"Oh...is that in the morning or afternoon?"

"I lost my wallet."
"Oh. Do you know where it is?"

These are common examples of frequent brain farters.

by Smurfanator February 7, 2010

frequent flier

Somebody who uses class A drugs often.

i.e is frequently flying

Is John ok, he looks like he needs an ambulance ?

No, he's used to this kind of thing, he's a frequent flyer.

by Dobby September 15, 2005

frequent flyer miles

thc rich resin that accumulates on the inside of a pipe, bong or other peripheral used for smoking marijuana which can be collected (or "redeemed") in more substantial amounts as time passes.

Jeff's dealer wasn't picking up the phone so he decided to smash his pipe and redeem his frequent flyer miles.

And away he went.

by diplodocus February 14, 2007

frequent flier

Someone who has a lot of patience to go through airport security numerous amounts of times.

Damn, I don't know how a frequent flier can handle the tight security here.

by Logical Thinker September 6, 2005

frequent flier

Someone who is constantly calling the police for the most ignorant or tedious reasons. Typically calls when no emergency exists.

"No big rush to get over there, they are frequent fliers."

by MB Mart--z February 5, 2003

Frequent Charse Syndrome (FCS)

First of all, Charse is another word for weed...or pot...or marijuana, etc. However in verb form, it also means to smoke. Now, Frequent Charse Syndrome is quite self-explanatory; it is the need to Charse (to smoke) at all hours of the day and night. It's a relatively new and serious syndrome that has no cure as of right now (11/9/2009)

A: Yo, have you finished the chemistry homework yet?

B: No man, all I can think about is Charsing. I've been doing it all day.

A: Oh I see. You must have Frequent Charse Syndrome (FCS).

B: Yeah.

by Charse Jones November 9, 2009

Frequent Finagler

One who frequents Finagle a Bagel frequently. Defined by having a "frequent finagler" card.

John- "Do you know how much a bagel costs down at finagle?"
Max- "I don't know, ask Phil, he is a frequent finagler."
Phil- "About $3."

by Max E. January 24, 2007