Portland Freeze

A social phenomenon that occurs in the Portland Oregon area. It explains the difficulty of making new friends in the city of Portland, OR, especially being a transplant from outside of the city or state. New residents tend to describe Portlanders as generally polite but not warm and friendly. Very similar to the Seattle Freeze but possibly more perplexing because of the significant number of non-Oregonian/transplants in recent years.

Transplant: Hey, let's meet up sometime!
Portlander: *awkward silence for a few seconds*... Yeah. But I don't think I can, sorry.

Transplant: Hey, you heard of the Portland Freeze?
Portlander: Not really. Most people are transplants anyway. Maybe you're just not social.

by jollytravels January 14, 2019

Freezer Bomb

When you need your brewski to be cold for a last minute night out. The solution is to throw that b in the freezer to cool it down fast.

Guy 1: Alright Dave, are you ready for tonight?
Dave: Fuck I forgot let me Freezer Bomb a brew real quick.

by Freezer Bomber November 28, 2021

throat freeze

Although the brain freeze is much more 'popular', real people (with actual souls) experience the cold burn of throat freezing when engulfing too much cold foods, too fast. The 'symptoms' are usually;
-a piercing coldness in your throat
-difficulty breathing
-laughs makes the pain worse.

While drinking cold classic cherry slurpees, the friends (Anti-Soul) and (Real-Soul) experienced a strange sensation.
(Anti-Soul); Ah! My brain!
(Real-Soul); Wtf.
(Anti-Soul); Oh, my head, it's so cold -- must be a brain freeze.
(Real-Soul); Shouldn't it hurt your throat... like... a throat freeze?
(Devil);-Rising from hell- THAT IS HIS PUNISHMENT, TRYING TO ESCAPE MY ETERNAL BURNING SUFFERING BY COOLING HIMSELF, I SHALL MAKE THE PAIN STRAIGHT TO HIS FEEBLE HUMAN MIND!
(Real-Soul); K.

by Anonymous Slurpee August 3, 2008

balloon freeze

A "strategy" in clash royale where a high damage but low health unit is paired with an immobilization spell to enemy defenders to preserve the balloon's hitpoints so it can drop devastating bombs on the opponent's tower. this is a gay strategy that is another way to present to others that you are LGBTQ, so if you are LGBTQ but do not dare to express yourself to your LGBTQ crush, consider using balloon freeze in front of him. usually he/she will get the meaning that you are LGBTQ.

Person 1: "Hi I use Balloon Freeze"
Person 2 (same sex as Person 1): "same, you want to date me?"

by TM999 November 10, 2021

skeezer in the freezer

no class, no morals, slut that you keep on the side.

dominique wont put out tonight, good thing i got a skeezer in the freezer

by unstitchable January 14, 2011

brain freeze

A sharp headache-like pain caused by eating or drinking something cold too quickly. See also ice cream headache.

"I drank an entire slushie in just a few seconds, and I got the most horrible brain freeze ever!"

by okenter August 26, 2005

freezer diving

Eating whatever is left in the back of the freezer, rather than actually cleaning up and going out for real food. It's dumpster diving for people who have homes.

Bill? You're eating a vegetarian burrito. When did you decide to try the vegetarian lifestyle?

I'm not. It's my ex-girlfriend's from freshman year. I was freezer diving.

by PsychoPuppyDad August 5, 2010