It's free real estate

A phrase originated from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! which has since been turned into a popular meme.

The phrase can either be expressed literally, in reference to real estate that is "free" (like when a spider inhabits the corner of a room), or figuratively, as to ironically express a "good deal" which is actually an obvious scam.

Person 1: Who left this dirty old refrigerator box in my front yard!!?

Person 2:(waves Person 1 in closer) *Whispers* it's free real estate.

by 🐺 May 1, 2019

he does it for free

A term used on 4chan to make fun of the site's volunteer janitors, whom moderate and delete rule breaking posts on the forum for no pay. Hence, "he does it for free".

"Tranny Janny removed my posts again. HE DOES IT FOR FREE!"

by CirclejerkMaster69 March 2, 2022

IT'S FREE

If it's free, WHY NOT?

Me: What are you doing?
Michelle: Shaking the watson's tree for free ps3.
Me: WTF WHY?
Michelle: IT'S FREE!

by AdvancedCowYA?? February 17, 2013

hit it for free

when someone is so hot, you wouldn't charge them to have sexy time hehe

damn, for you, ima let you hit it for free

by mymommyeatsshit October 29, 2020

If it’s chain, it’s free reign

Stealing or ‘borrowing’ from corporate(chain) stores. They have more than enough money to make up for losses. DO NOT take from local Mom and Pop shops, asshole!

Sara: Hey wanna go ‘hang out’ in Macy’s??
Tiff: Ofc!! If it’s chain, it’s free reign!!
(In reality Sara and Tiff stealing from Macy’s bc F that company)

by JusforGiggles May 18, 2022

The truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off

In the end it’s better to tell the truth despite what happens because at least you won’t have that burden.

“How am I gonna tell my mom I crashed her truck? She'll kill me!”

“Listen the truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off. That’s apart of life.”

by Joshlerandmel February 17, 2019

Cause I Can and It's Free

A phrase to answer any "why" questions.

Cause I can and it's free.

by Sexiiiioooo August 11, 2010