the free bird

shortly before orgasm, open the window, and ejaculate out of the window

i fucked this hot chick, but didnt want to get her pregnant, and since we had no condom i just did the free bird

by ligam 1212 December 29, 2023

drop a deuce, free a bird

a chill phrase to use when you don't know how or why you did something, but it expresses the extremely chill nature

person 1: hey dude why did you do that?

person 2: idk dude, it's.... drop a deuce free a bird?
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person 1 learning a new concept and realising the complex-simplicity
"drop a deuce, free a bird..."

by Staedtler Berol February 15, 2024

Free Birding

When a woman isn`t wearing a very important part of her lady wear. Usually from the top area. Usually done by unappealing ladies.

Classmate: Eew Mrs. So and So is Free Birding Today!
Other Classmate: I knoe I hate it when she does that.

by mifftastic_:P June 15, 2009

Free Birding

Playing Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd in any Turntable.fm lobby regardless of the lobby's genre.

1. Oh god. That guy's Free Birding. Boot him off stage.

2. Anyone up for some Free Birding?

3.

(Person 1 starts playing Free Bird)

Person 1) I'M FREE AS A BIRD NOW

Person 2) OH MY GOD HE'S FREE BIRDING

Person 3) BOOT HIM

Person 4) I love it when people start Free Birding this lobby.

For a full description of the song Free Bird, See KICK ASS

by FREE BIRD REVOLUTION December 23, 2012

Free Birdin' It

The act of doing something over and over to the point of annoyance; Hence the song "Free Bird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd being played on the radio too much from 1973 - 1974.

Dude, Mike is Free Birdin' it last night. He said lit like 300 times.

by schwifty90 May 8, 2017

Free Birding an Intersection

When a driver accelerates through a yellow light knowing full well that shit will turn red before they get in the intersection. If done properly, the driver will end up running a red light.

Often, passengers will scream "FREE BIIIIIIRD!" for the duration of the intersection.

See also: Pennsylvania Left, Pittsburgh Left

"Dude I nearly died today, some jagoff was Free Birding an Intersection during rushour!"
"No way, was that the 3 car pileup at North and Main?"
"No, that guy was making a Pennsylvania Left."

by lordg52 June 9, 2022

Free Birds

The movie of all time. It was released back in 2013 and is still epic even almost a decade later. It is better than Morbius and The Rise of Gru combined.

When the turkey said "WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU. THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU", my life completely changed. I now have a job and a loving family. Thank you, Free Birds

by BorritoGuy December 10, 2022