Tour De Franzia

When one buys every variety of Franzia boxed wine, than proceeds to "slap the bag" down a line till s/he has sampled each one. Tour winners often go for round 2 or 3. An armstrong or a lance is achieved when someone completes the Tour 7 times in one night.

Ralph- yo how fucked up were you?
Molly- i was schmacked, i did the Tour de Franzia twice!!
Raplh- Fuck yeah!

by youhaveaniceface July 17, 2012

franzia

classic wine, comes in a box, get sunset blush flavor. 5 liters for 10 bucks and college girls love it and you can get drunk twice for 10 bucks

did you get the franzia and 20 sack?

by eachandeveryday December 2, 2004

francia

um yeet

i will francia your house

by omg loli November 28, 2018

FRANJAY

A kind yet insecure skinny legend. Franjays are super smart although they might never admit it, and tend to be the center of attention anywhere. Franjays never find their names on a keychain, so they tend to go by Jay or Fran or Franny. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH fanjay

Me: Who the heck names their kid Franjay?

Franjay: .... my mother...?

by llamayamadingdong November 16, 2021

tour de franzia

when a large group of friends gather and split up into groups of three. each group purchases a box of fronzia and has a list of 10 places they need to go and take pictures drinking the franzia at.

we'll be so fucked up by the 6th location, we wont even complete the tour de franzia.

by eetabayla April 26, 2010

Franzia Frenzy

A drinking game played on downhill skis with a bag of Franzia, invented by the Cal Ski Team to terrorize gapers. While skiing switch down the hill the skier gulps the delicious beverage until he or she can no more, then chucks the bag for his or her buddies to chase after. Whoever gets to the bag first gets to drink (while skiing switch) and the cycle is repeated to the bottom of the hill.

Franzia Frenzy ingeniously combines skiing and drinking games, taking each to a whole new level.

by Cal Ski Team #1! December 9, 2008

Frania

Frania is a very sweet and gentle person. She has her own ways to describe, she is a horrible liar and makes fun of herself quite a lot. She is a very worthy friend and would stay by your side unless you do something to piss her off, Frania is a very competitive person. In all that Frania is simplify put as it can get FUN.

Frania is such a diva!

by Frania didn't write this October 14, 2018