forwaken

From: Chop Suey but you overslept

The act of a heavy metal artist waking up up

Why have you forwaken me?

by meepski March 31, 2019

Going forward

Corporate-speak phrase, usually repeated three times per paragraph, that has completely replaced the phrase "in the future" and "from now on". Generally used at the beginning and the end of a sentence.

"Going forward, there will be a 0-tolerance policy on bathroom stall gaffitti. We're serious about this, going forward.

by Toastmaker May 11, 2013

forwardable email

An email written for the recipient to forward to someone else.

Bill wanted me to introduce him to a friend who was hiring. I had him write me a forwardable email.

by complianceman December 9, 2009

smart fortwo

Originally a joint venture between Swatch, and Mercedes. The smart fortwo is a city car designed to carry two people and a case of beer (yes really). However, Swatch backed out leaving Mercedes to decide what to do. In 1998 the car began to be sold in Europe. Since then smart has sold 781,000 of these cars worldwide, including more than 11,000 in the United States. The car has a tridion safety cell which is similar to a Nascar safety cage. It also has electronic stability control, brake assist, cornering control, and front and side airbags. The car starts at roughly 12,000 dollars and can go up to about 18,000. It is available in coupe and cabriolet configurations. Additionally, If you decide you don't like the car's color you can swap the plastic body panels for a set of different colored ones. The car is 100% recyclable, and got a very good crash test rating both in Europe and the U.S. The waiting list is very long.

Johnny picked up his smart fortwo two weeks ago, and he told me that he's getting 40 MPG in mixed driving.

by Vive Cuervo August 15, 2008

Fortass

A term used for how big an ass is

“Hey you see how big of an ass my girls got”
“Yeah she got that fortass!”

by YxngJhit January 29, 2021

power forward

A basketball player also noted as a "4" or "PF". They are commonly large players tasked with playing in the low post to grab rebounds, block shots, score and/or defend.

However, the typical power forward has evolved into being a more well-rounded player who is not only capable of the aforementioned duties but also able to shoot a midrange jumper, pass and/or defend attackers at the wing.

Many power forwards can also play the "Center" or "Small Forward" position.

Some of the NBA's greatest power forwards: Karl Malone, Kevin Garnett, Tim Duncan, Charles Barkley, Kevin McHale and Wes Unseld

by joventino October 23, 2007

fortday

Fortday is a game played by intellectuals.
It's far superior than fortnite.

Fortnite scrub : Hey hop on fortnite

The intellectual: nah fam I play fortday

Fortnite scrub: dies

by Intellectual fortday player May 10, 2018