forever cow

When your girlfriend gains weight after you begin dating her... and never loses it.

Steven: Oh you know Jeff over there? He’s dating a forever cow
Anthony: Yeah, she was a cheerleader before they met

by cforzy October 18, 2019

forest emo

A pretty sexy emo who has a bitchin' twitter

Did you see forest emo's tweet? Yeah me too

by Captainmuffinswag June 5, 2014

foreskin swirl

Occurs when an uncircumcised man is receiving fellatio. The fellator sticks his or her tongue between the head and the foreskin of a partially erect penis and makes a vigorous swirling motion.

I had a chub so she gave me the old foreskin swirl to get it full mast.

by harrisg5 August 12, 2010

forest fic

A popular fanfiction about two beans named Tyler Joseph, the lead singer/screamer, and Joshua Dun, the drummer for the alternative band Twenty one pilots, where Josh, the boy with blue hair, mocha eyes, and c major lips, only exists in Tyler's mind until they fall in love and they do the dirty. Tyler then is convinced Josh isn't real and proceeds to burn down their tree house with him inside.

You haven't read the forest fic yet? Hold on I'm bringing tissues

by Deejio March 14, 2017

forest porn

porn in a physical format topically a magazine or pages out of such magazines that are either discarded or left with the intent to turn on in a forest or wooded area, for people to come across at a later date and do with as they please.

person 1: hey is that forest porn over there

person 2: yeah lets wank over it together, but no Homo

by thattotallycoolguy November 21, 2015

Puffin Forest

One of the biggest and best Dungeons And Dragons youtubers, you should subscribe to him.

Puffin Forest made the DND character known as Absurd, who is now a meme.

by lordgrim the invcbke October 27, 2020

forever crush

Someone who you will ALWAYS have a crush on. No matter the circumstances, no matter if you two haven't spoken in years, no matter if you're married to another person, etc.

"Yeah I remember _______. They will always be my forever crush."

by d6839 January 25, 2017