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foreskins on a raft

"What are the cooks serving today?"
"Foreskins on a raft."
by wanfuforever January 13, 2014
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forensics

1.The application of science to law.

2. There are many types of forensics (Science,Accounting,Psychology etc...)

3. a wierd word.
1. attorney: this is your hair isn't it?
boy: yes, it is.

2. i'm going to be a forensic psychologist or scientist...you'll see!

3. dude, that's like, so forensic!
by Grr8jon October 12, 2004
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forensics hunny

Forensics hunny: an attractive female that you only see on Saturdays during various NFL events. You’ve talked to her, but she does not actually know your name. One of these days, you might actually get the balls to Facebook-friend her but usually you just admire her pencil skirt from a distance.
"Do you know Sarah Smith?"
"Yeah, she does Forensics. She's my forensics hunny."
by cantina123 November 18, 2009
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forensics

A weird club that took a group of people that like talking to much and turned it into a wannabe sports team.
I can't do anything on Saturday. I have forensics.
by MeIsMoose March 26, 2017
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foreshipped

A relationship status in role-playing or storytelling, where two characters are not currently involved romantically but the players or author intends for them to develop a romantic relationship in the future.
In the Harry Potter books by J. K. Rowling, Ron and Hermione did not actually become a couple until the end of the series; prior to that, they were just foreshipped.
by Lady Norbert February 25, 2008
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Pre War Forensics

A website at coocoobombATblogspotDOTcom

Study of the next war. Focusing on the likely not the desirable.

War gaming coupled with search results on the consequences of war or the avoidance of.
The author, robotgossip, is not a military expert but a fear expert.
I try to focus mostly on probabilities but am not shy of my own subjectivity.
Pre War Forensics example below:

Depending on how far the gov goes on restructuring The United States of McDonald's, it will effect our foreign military obligations.

Rationing healthcare/money/guns will be less to spread around.

Government management is always ineffective/slow to respond to the facts on the ground. Spin the media wheel and try your luck. Chances are even a comic book will have more facts than most government reports.

Perfect timing for assholes around the world to do the voo-doo that they do so well before elections in 2012. It's almost like Billy Jack Obama is assuring a republican win.

Even with the most perfect president and citizenry, everything will be the same except no special sauce or love.

NEXT!!
by robotgossip April 24, 2010
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hat full of foreskins

That chick you picked up last night was as pretty as a hat full of foreskins
by duxa August 1, 2005
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