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fordnication 

The feeling you get when you've been apologized to by a politician, yet you feel like they've just said, "Go fuck yourself!"
When a mayor of a city, let's say of the size of Toronto, Ontario, Canada, makes an apology that leaves you with the feeling that they just didn't mean it and were telling you where to go is fordnication.
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1990 Fordney Revolution 

The 1990 Fordney Revolution was a very important time for the Fordney Family Tree. In 1985, the average Fordney died at the age of 98, but in 1990 it was only the low age of 31. These were hard times, but since so many Fordnies died at such a young age, many of them were all resurrected. The resurrection ended up resurrecting one of, if not, THE most important Fordney. Daniel Fordney. He is a Math teacher in a near Chicago Suburb, and is one of the Gods in Mahallism. You’re welcome for exposing you to these two MEGA important subjects.
Daniel Fordney was born during the 1990 Fordney Revolution.

FordNissanChevy 

FordNissanChevy (Tommy S.) is known on youtube as a director of mechanical videos and random entertainment. He is a fan of heavy metal and a big fan of Ford. He lives in Michigan and is currently driving a 2004 Nissan Sentra. He plans to buy a Ford Ranger as his first car. He is formally known on youtube originally as XM177FULLAUTO and XM15TACTICALRIFLE. He is a cool and entertaining guy, and his videos are worth watching.
FordNissanChevy: yeah it was nice to see that Ford does listen to its customers for ideas.

FordNadict

Adjitive; One who is compulsive over anything Ford, ie, Ford Racing, Ford cars, Ford trucks, Ford this and that.
That guy over there owns 27 Ford vehicles,I think he is a FordNadict.
FordNadict by MaxxLarge October 15, 2010

fordnication 

Having your head up your ass so far that you can't hear anything reasonable people say. Only the sounds of your friends and social conservatives can reach that far up your colon.

Especially relevant to the head of Ford Nation, currently the premiere of Ontario, a wannabe Trump.

Example:

The head of Ford Nation (The FordNicator): Let's let the folks have their say on this policy.
Folks: We don't like the policy
FordNicator: The process has been highjacked by special interests!
Premier Ford continues the fordnication of the province of Ontario by ignoring the desires of the majority and catering to a vocal minority all while appointing his friends to senior positions.

Premier Ford fordnicated his old political enemies out of jobs in a spasm of political revenge.

Premier Ford fordnicated City of Toronto councilors whom voted against his brother in the past by arbitrarily reducing the size of city council.
fordnication by right2bleft December 19, 2018

Bennett fordney 

If your name is Bennett you're already stupid and gay, but when you add Fordney it gets 1000000000000000 times worse.
"Hey have you seen Bennett Fordney?" "Oh, that stupid mf? yeah i seen him he dumb asf"
Bennett fordney by snatgodlover666 November 12, 2020