Skip to main content

Would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?

Take the risk, you might get a nice reward......Fortune favours the brave!
Go on give it a go.........would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?

these aren't the droids you're looking for 

A sarcastic phrase used to inform someone they are pursuing the wrong course of thought/action or barking up the wrong tree.

Comes from Obi-Wan Kenobi's use of an old Jedi mind trick on Stormtroopers in Star Wars Episode IV in order to help them avoid Imperial entanglements.
Homeboy: "Man, why can't I get in da club tonight, yo?!"

Bouncer: "Holmes, these aren't the droids you're looking for wit'cha pants on da ground. You gon' have to hang elsewhere tonight with that attire."

these aren't the droids you're looking for 

response given when someone is obvioulsy confused or completely 180 degrees from accepted fact/reality; can also be used to keep one's ego in check
Jim: Dude, that hot chick walking over here is checking me out hard!
Steve: Um, these aren't the droids you're looking for. That's my girlfriend, dude. She just came to drop off my car keys. Move along!

you’re worth melting for 

an amazing way to say i love you and you mean everything to me, originated from frozen when olaf said this to princess anna
girl: you’re worth melting for
boy: i love you too

Rub a quick one for you brudda 

The sentence is used when you beat off for your friend.
1. person : Damn no one probably beats of to me.
2. person : Hold on let me rub a quick one for you brudda.

By CowBoiBiscuitXD

you're pretty good for a beginner 

the nicer way of telling somebody they suck at something that they have just started to do. translates into "you suck, but since you're a beginner it's okay."
Kelly: wow you're pretty good for a beginner!

*wow she sucks, i hope she gets better*