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Fooliosis

“Fooliosis” or the medical term “Fooliosis of the skull”. A word that describes temporary paralysis of the brain and motor functions. This state is usually induced by alcohol or other substances. Symptoms are obnoxious laughing and hallucinations. Fooliosis can lead to erratic and otherwise embarrassing behavior. The first case of fooliosis was reported in Telluride, Colorado circa June 2005.
"Leigh is acting very weird, she must have fooliosis."

"Mom and dad, I have fooliosis of the skull. Ha, ha!"

Doctor: "I'm sorry Timmy, but a person with a severe case of fooliosis, such as youself, has a maximum of 1 week to live."
by nbolser July 3, 2005
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Theory of Maximum Foolishness

The world will arrange itself to make you--personally--feel maximally foolish.
Murphy's Law is a subset of the Theory of Maximum Foolishness. ML says "Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong." Often, that is true. However, the TOMF says that if something can go RIGHT that would make you look MORE foolish, then that is what will happen.

For example, ML predicts that bread will always fall butter-side down. But, if I TELL YOU it will fall butter-side down, when I go to actually SHOW YOU, the bread will fall butter-side up, making me feel maximally foolish.

The TOMF is true, but neither verifiable nor falsifiable to others because, whatever conditions you establish to test it, only YOU will know if the result made you feel maximally foolish. Of course it will, but only you will know that.
by Two Hep Cats October 16, 2009
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Foolish mortal

A mortal who does something so very foolish, that he is forever deemed a "foolish mortal." The antithesis of the foolish mortal is the immortal, who is never foolish.
Immortal: Hey, you foolish mortal over there!
Mortal: ?
Immortal: Thou art the foolish of mortals!
Foolish mortal: Nooooooo....!
by Unfoolish Immortal January 12, 2008
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jockstrap foliage

excess pubic hair around a man's genital area, poking out of underwear
his jockstrap foliage was way out of control - kept poking me in the eye
by Mooji September 22, 2008
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Foliage Pwn

When you reach down and grab a nice hand full of grass or clover (this is where the foliage comes in) and smack someone in the face with it all, while you shout out "FOLIAGE PWN!"
guy: hey go foliage pwn that kid in the high waters.

guy 2: (grabs grass n' such) FOLIAGE PWN!

high waters kid: awww man!
by ipwnwithplants April 27, 2009
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Foolishment

an action or thought that is beyond any reasonable explanation
Why are they having sex on the dance floor? That is complete foolishment!
by Christi Hardsizzle June 18, 2009
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foolikowski

any upper management individual who doesn't know how to do the most remedial of tasks,

A person who literally gets "piss" drunk
damn, i hate the way foolikowski makes the schedule.

wow, look at that foolikowski, he just pissed in the closet.
by cyben2004 June 7, 2009
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