fontophile

Some who wants to make sweet, sweet love to fonts.

That Helvetica is so hot!" "You're such a fontophile...

by derpderpderpderpderpderpderp March 4, 2011

fondouche

cheesy, dirty, stinky, rotten poontang that a wife makes her unemployed, lazy, slack-ass husband lick clean

Wife: I'm home from work, you know what that means!!

Husband: Please No!

Wife: Until your lazy ass gets a job, it's fondouche for dinner!!!

Husband: Please God save me!!!

by The Bucktooth Robot August 6, 2009

Finno-Korean Hyperwar

The Finno-Korean Hyperwar began in 8245 BC, and is theorized to have ended in the 6500s BC. It was the greatest conflict in human history and was fought between the two major superpowers of the time: the ancient Finnish empire or the Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate, and the Korean Hwan Empire. The widely-accepted casualty count was 20 billion, not including the primitive Neanderthal tribes. Not only was most of the Earths population wiped out, but the Koreans created the Giza Mass Autism Array which erased all of humanitys knowledge of technology and caused an abrupt end to the Hyper Era. Both empires starfleets were destroyed, and all governments ceased to function. The Finno-Korean Hyperwar is often called "fake news" by so-called "historians" who refuse to believe the truth.

The Finno-Korean Hyperwar and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Why doesnt my history class ever mention the Finno-Korean Hyperwar? It was a true tragedy and needs to be discussed more!

RIP to my homies who died in the Finno-Korean Hyperwar, they were real ones.

by Pissmarck October 6, 2023

fongool

Shortened from an Italian phrase used to mean "go do it in the a**" but generally interpreted to mean "f**k you."

Just keep your cool
Now you're starting to drool
Fongool!
I'm Sandra Dee!
~as per Rizzo in the musical GREASE

by Ayve July 26, 2005

finnochio

Literally, the Italian word for fennel. Colloquially, it means a gay person in the same pejorative sense as fag or faggot. As a literary sidelight, when Prometheus stole fire from the gods to give to man, he hid it in a fennel stalk.

"You think he's straight?"

"Nah. A guy that cute is always finnochio."

by fugitive October 1, 2004

Poop Fongo

When you poop in a sock and throw it at an object.

The other day, I pulled a poop fongo by throwing it at a wall.

by Poop Fongo Man February 13, 2019

funnoying

funny and annoying at the same time

L - Hey, look at this pic.
V - ...That's disturbing...
C - Nah, that's funnoying.

by V-person November 5, 2006