fogle-ing

A type of sexual role-play that simulates pedophilia. To be considered fogle-ing, the act must involve the male taking the dominant role, while the female takes her respective submissive persona. In these roles, the male will play an older man, while the female will play the much younger girl. Usually, theatrical force is exerted from the male, while the female displays an equally theatrical resistance. Virginity is a trait commonly imagined by the fogle-ing female.

"Fogle-ing is so refreshing, it makes me feel like a little girl again."

by Sock Puppet JJ January 26, 2016

Fogle phone

When your phone vibrates, and when you check, it just displays the time...

Inspired by the scene in "Superbad" where Fogle (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) turns to Nicola (Aviva (III)), in the hallway, and says "Uuuhhh... Its 10:33", and runs off...

** Phone Vibrates **

guy 1: "Dude, I bet its that cute chick from yesterday"
guy 2: "Doubt it..."

** eagerly checks phone **

guy 2: "Damn!!! stupid Fogle phone!"
guy 1: "... then why did it vibrate?"
guy 2: "... Cuzz its a fucking Fogle phone, that's why!"
guy 1: "... ahh."

** Phone vibrates Again**

guy 1: "You gonna check that?"
guy 2: "... fuck it. I know what time it is."

by Credits to V August 10, 2010

fogle-ing

When you find yourself checking out someone that is 20 years younger than you. I.e Jared Fogle

Uncle Rick was caught Fogle-ing at the community playground.

by Bilbo_Swaggins697 October 22, 2015

Fogle's Special

Cowgirl but the male holds up the female's body with his arms under her thighs and ass. The male can then either thrust or lower and raise the female.

"When I was doing cowgirl, I switched to Fogle's special and she squirted all over me"

"Fogle's Special goes deep as balls"

by The Real Fogle November 5, 2019

Jared Fogle

A formerly obese man who lost weight via a combination of walking, Subway sandwiches, and vigorous use of child pornography. He used to choose between 6 inch or foot long sub sandwiches; now he is getting 6 inches to foot longs of another kind.

Man, the air conditioner was broken at work today and I was hotter than Jared Fogle buying Girl Scout cookies.

by anotherDUDE October 1, 2015

Jared Fogle

Guy who became famous as Subway's spokesman, he famously lost a lot of weight by eating healthy at Subway. In 2007, he was accused of several sexual crimes, for which he was indicted for and arrested for in July of 2015. He was released on bail, but faced a possible life sentence if convicted. In August 2015, he pleaded guilty to lesser offenses in exchange for no more than 12 years in prison. On November 19, 2015, Fogle was formally sentenced. The media set up outside his house, and he was seen walking from outside his house into a car. He was later seen that day entering a federal courthouse. At the sentencing, he was sentenced to 15 years in prison, slightly over the promised maximum of 12, but still better than the possible life sentence. After the sentencing, Fogle was to report to federal prison, and in a huge twist of irony, that night, his last day as a free man for 15 years, he ate at Subway. I guess he really does love Subway, despite tarnishing their reputation. The next day, in the early morning hours, Fogle reported to federal prison for his booking, and has resided there ever since. He'll be released in 2029. He's been assaulted several times in prison.

Jared Fogle loved foot longs, but not quite the type you're thinking of.

by broke ass happy man October 21, 2020

Jared Fogle

Add in Subway commercials, he used to be a fatass eating Big Macs and Fried Butter but then he became anorexic and secretly had liposuction and all the people in the world listen to him. Subway is one of my favorite restaurants but Jared makes Subway look like curves.

Jared Fogle: Hey i lost weight eating Subway
Me: U lying dipshit (Feeds Jared some Fried Candy Bars)
Jared Fogle: Nooooooooo

by Flippydaslasher December 2, 2007