FOD

Abbreviation for "Fresh Out the Desert".
This term refers to people who dress or act extremely Jewish. The abbreviation is based on "FOB" for Fresh Off the Boat, which generally refers to Asians, only replacing the B for desert. The reason desert is being used is that the Jews (technically the ancient Israelites) wandered the desert for 40-years.

Damn, that teaching assistant is mad FOD. She's got that greasy, fake, straight-haired wig on her head, with that black headband, a long wool skirt, pull up socks, and sagging A-tits. All she does is talk about breast feeding her children all herself instead of instructing the class.

That Jap is mad FOD

by Mo^2 July 22, 2008

FOD

Fresh Off a Divorce

Ryan: "I need to get laid"
Burky: "I heard Jessica is FOD, so that will be a easy booty"
Ryan: "Good idea, and I'll need to act fast before Richard and Greg lay some tracks that I can't fill"

by SWMO GTH December 16, 2014

FOD

Flamer of the Day; most homosexual individual on a given day

"I can't believe he is wearing a pink shirt. He definately won FOD"

by enrietti September 13, 2005

Fod

Noun / 1. McDonald's food; McDonald's food is a cross-between of food and bin fodder - therefore it is fod.
2. Something that tastes undistinctive or foul.

1. "The fod is gross."
2. "Frank, your penis is fod. When did you last wash it?"

by Dr. Oxford March 6, 2004

FOD

Fear of Diarea.

A person gets scared when on the toilet and feels a rumble in their stomach.

"I was crying last night, cause of my FOD."
"calamazoo"

by Jordan M. October 26, 2004

FOD

Fresh Off Door: Migrants who have travelled to Australia on the back of a screen door.

That asian kid is a FOD, his family couldnt even afford to come here on a boat!

by playloud69 November 11, 2006

fod

When someone makes a mistake or does something stupid.

"you just stuttered, your such a fod". or
when some one just tripped up shout FOD!

by farley vaughan March 13, 2007