by Dave4TW December 20, 2008
Get the FMPmug. "Fuck My Pussy". Can be used to describe anything that is the best of the best. Most commonly used to describe foods that taste so good you would allow them to fuck you.
by ayooo? February 19, 2022
Get the FMPmug. by ilyarocksyoursocks February 16, 2010
Get the FMPmug. Abbreviation of; Fuck My Parents.
Said when someone is angry at their parents for doing something that's jank.
Said when someone is angry at their parents for doing something that's jank.
"If I stay up all night, my parents will start lecturing me on how my health is important since I'm starting high school. It's really stupid and they do it every time I wake up early."
"Ew that's messed up."
"I know. Fmp."
"Ew that's messed up."
"I know. Fmp."
by UrbanGirl9999 September 9, 2009
Get the FMPmug. <=FMP=>
It was something I thought of on my own time. FMP being an acronym for "Fuck my Pervertedness." Sometimes in my life my mind speaks for itself in reality. Sometimes infront of my friends or just under your parents.
It was something I thought of on my own time. FMP being an acronym for "Fuck my Pervertedness." Sometimes in my life my mind speaks for itself in reality. Sometimes infront of my friends or just under your parents.
I was in Homeroom waiting for the first class to start. To waste time I just talked to my friend next to me. One thing led to another and I let out a dirty thought. "FMP," I said again to myself.
by anyday man September 24, 2009
Get the FMPmug. by kdslnflksdnkln April 9, 2010
Get the FMPmug.