FMIM

acronym for "fuck me it's monday"

"Starting the weekly grind all over again. FMIM."

by The Bru August 17, 2008

FMITAACMD

Fuck Me In The Ass And Call Me Daddy

“Ouch that wet willy tickled my brain, FMITAACMD”

by marliccmycoochie July 25, 2020

Fmitting

When things don't go your way, it is fmitting.

*internet goes out*
My internet is fmitting hard!

by THE COOL BUNNY April 22, 2021

Fitmas

When you have a full Fit for Christmas
Getting Fit,

Having a fit,
Using a fit, do your clothes even fit??

I'm having a full Fit this Fitmas,. It should really get my Heart going..

by Al ZéCruddy December 4, 2021

FMITA

Acronym for "Fuck Me In The Ass".

"Oh, FMITA, FMITA!"

"BOHICA."

by Travis Tea March 20, 2005

FMITBH

Fuck Me In the Butthole;

a term used only under severe circumstances, when one is extremely screwed. This is a more intense version of 'fuck me' or 'fuck my life'. Commonly used when one's life is completely falling apart, and there is no other way to describe the way they feel.

1.) Man i have five papers due and three tests tomorrow. I have no boyfriend and I'm fat and ugly. shit. FMITBH!

2.) My best friend just ran over my brother. And I'm pregnant. FMITBH!

3.)I just found out my boyfriend has been sleeping with my mom. FMITBH!

by Jucyy Blochaa April 6, 2010

FMITA eyes

Similiar to 'bedroom eyes' but more specific. It's the eyes a woman gives you that means 'fuck me in the ass'. If the woman looks like she takes it in the ass and she gives you the bedroom eyes, she may actually be giving you the FMITA eyes

"That skanky bitch over there just gave me the FMITA eyes. I'm gonna take her home and fuck her in the ass"

by mandymanjuice February 24, 2009