Flurping

When you fart and burp at the same time.

Dude, i just flurped so hard i need to check my pants and i threw up. flurping kind of hurts. that's so college brah.

by Skeet Thinking December 29, 2010

Fluming

Thought from the idea of a log flume - this is when one man shits into another mans ring piece. It can also be passed back if desired. This is for the extreme gaylords out there!!

hey mate, my name is Ashley Moody and i'd like to introduce you to '' fluming ''. its only for the hardcore gays and crap mechanics . interested? maybe later?. oh and i love a good cock fest.

by hevo October 9, 2006

Flurping

Adj. When a wild whore flares her vagina and anus simultaneously, thus, making it appear as if they were having an anxiety attack. It sounds as if someone was attempting to pop a rubber ball.

Jessica was flurping for me last night, she's so talented that she can flurp, and rearrange baseballs in her anus.

by Ms. Nesbitt March 9, 2012

flurfing

The act of giving someone a raspberry, normally on their back or stomach, usually with the intention of causing hysterical laughter.

Hear that hysterical laughter? That's Kat pinning Alex to the matress and flurfing her to death.

by Apex Chio May 15, 2007

flurking schnitt

well, it ain't that tough: fucking shit

Oh, flurking schnitt!

by Bob Noxious November 6, 2003

Flumming

The act of picking up dog poop from your back yard.

I had to do some major flumming before Saturday's Wiffle Ball game.

by RobbyC August 14, 2011

flurfing

Flirting online, ie flirting while surfing the web.

When I was flurfing last night, I registered myself to this new great singles website.

by Chris Meder April 25, 2004