vaginal fungus

This is when a woman gets a rather disgusting fungal growth or infection on her vaginal region.

A man orders a hooker. The Whore enters the room. 1 hour later.....

Man: Oh my god you sick Whore, you've got a vaginal fungus.

Woman: Ohhhh its grown!

by Jack Richardson August 4, 2008

quando omni flunkus moritati

The Oath of the International Possum Brotherhood.
While granted, this Didelphidic phrase has existed since time immemorial, it has been popularized in comparatively recent years by the 11th Chapter of the Brotherhood, Possum Lodge, and its most illustrious member Mr. "Red" Green.
Note: It is in fact Possum and not the vagabondish "O-Possum".

Mike Hammer: "Sit down, sit down..."
Enter Red Green
Mike Hammer "All rise!"
All: "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
Red Green: "Sit down."

by DuctTapeForever October 17, 2021

Fungus Hole

A vagina with yeast infection.

Fuck Jane got one hell of a fungus hole. I'm outa there.

by Cell Buzz January 13, 2009

fungus crown

To slap one in the forehead with your manmeat, in such a manner as to cause a mushroom shaped bruise, on said forehead. Repeat as necessary to create the bruising effect. Or, as desired.

by EnriqueTDL October 21, 2003

fungusting

an event that is funny and entertaining but leaves you utterly disgusted.

laughing at the intimacy lubracants at Walgreens was fungusting.

by a hiz May 1, 2007

recreational fungus

Mushrooms. Plain and simple. However, this phrase refers to the 'shrooms that will have you prancing around like a pixie riding the back of a unicorn and taking a slide down the chocolate river running down The Big Rock Candy Mountain.

Combine recreation fungus in conjunction with:
Puff the Magic Dragon
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Willy Wonka (Not the Johnny Depp version)
Requiem for a Dream
Pink Floydd-The Wall
Venice Beach
Las Vegas

DO NOT USE ALONE OR BEFORE ENGAGING ACTS OF SEXUAL INTIMACY!!

"Excuse me Sir, would you happen to know where I can acquire some recreational fungus for excursion to Vegas this weekend?"

"WARNING: This movie should be watched only if consuming large quantities of recreational fungus"

by Jrockwhc June 10, 2009

Foot Fungus

When you dont care what your foot looks like and instead use it to attract girls

Wanna see my foot fungus?

by the stolen one May 2, 2020