Functional Stoner

A person who smokes pot all day everyday but is still badass enough to get all their shit done.

I just did all my homework, I'm definitely a functional stoner.

by So Bomb. February 19, 2010

functiontration

n. The faculty which is required to complete basic manual tasks. Often impaired by hangovers, substance abuse, etc. One may have the concentration required, but not the functional ability, or vice-versa.

a portmanteau of functionality and concentration.

(also v. functiontrate)

I'm so fucked, I don't even have the functiontration to roll a cigarette.

I'd like to cook you breakfast, but I don't think I can functiontrate for long enough.

by number86 February 27, 2011

fluncate

The act of placing one's flaccid penis inside an empty mason jar and filling it with liquid detergent which has been sitting for 24-36 hours in sunlight. Once jar is 3/4 full, a garden hose is sprayed into the jar as you watch shiny fun bubbles exit the jar until penis and testicles are cleansed. 4 out of 5 doctors recommend never spraying the hose directly on the genitals.

It is usually necessary to fluncate prior to and after receiving felatio from Songtan Sally.

by DEEGEEDEEBEE March 7, 2011

function

a party up in da hood

Me and da niggas goin to a function over on Northgate.

by Nutty NIGGA FRom Da NORF July 3, 2006

flunktionality

the realization that you, yourself, are a flunk....

after trying 1 million times unsuccessfully, Joe finally gave up as flunktionality sank in

by mymint87 November 18, 2010

Gain of function

Is a phrase in Military diplomatic doublespeak meaning "Weaponization".

After watching Dr Fouci and others discussing the issue of "Gain of function research" for some time now, you should realize that -

Gain of function means Weaponization.
In the same way as "doing collateral damage" means "Killing innocent civilians" in diplomatic military language.

by RocketMan November 30, 2021

Flunter

A girl who talks to you about sucking dick or have sex over texting,myspace, or aim but in real life when u meet them they'll say they were just playin.

John: You get dome at dat party?
Joe: nah dat bch didnt even show up. shes jsut a dam flunter

by Seiji Spencer November 18, 2009