fluffing the hobo

(v) Preparing a homeless person's dick for a porn shoot.

After striking out at the bar, I went downtown and had to settle for fluffing the hobo.

by Austin Pealy December 3, 2007

Fluffing the Pillows

The behaviors that follow after someone masturbates and wishes for nobody to know about it. Behaviors include fluffing pillows, spraying air freshener and taking the TV off mute.

Karen: Hi, how are you?
Lorraine: Fine, just finished a pile of laundry.
Karen: Good, good. I just got pack from the dentist. I'm running a bath. I might as well get one now. I won't be able to go in the lounge 'til Jamie's finished fluffing the pillows.

by 19CharacterUsername June 23, 2009

Fluffing the dolphin

Yet another creative term for mastrubation. Interchangeable with spanking the monkey, beating off, shooting knuckle babies, etc.

A: Yo, what took you so long to pee?
B: I was fluffing the dolphin

by AntimatterKING August 10, 2009

fluffering

What happens when trying to watch porns, regular videos buffer, porns fluffer.

"I was watching a porn on youtube and it kept fluffering, it is so annoying."

by ldlewis62 December 4, 2014

fluffing

The act of increasing your friends' self-esteem by complimenting him or flirting with him, even if you have no real interest in dating him.

Don't worry about me and Eric, I was just fluffing him up.

by Rabid Nozomi September 20, 2009

Fluffing

The act of adjusting ones testicles due to stickiness, sweatyness or discomfort.
Can also be described as "Fluffng the pillows."

I spent 2 and half minuets fluffing my pillows after the basketball game.

by Col.Blumpkin March 15, 2010

fluffing

to prepare a man for a gangbang

the girls started fluffing the men at the front of the queue

by Rich Smith January 23, 2003