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pounding the flounder

Um well fucking yourself...
Masturbation
What your mom does at night...
by Did bish August 28, 2016
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fuzzy flounder fishing

tring to find and have sex with a women
by adam schott March 15, 2005
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Powder Flounder

A skier or snowboarder that falls into a large pile of snow and has difficultly getting back up. This typically occurs on days following a large snowfall, aka a powder day. The fallen person will often resemble a flopping fish out of water as they flail around and attempt to stand.
"There was so much snow we saw 10 people powder flounder."

"I powder floundered so hard on that run."

"Sorry I took so long, I was just powder floundering in that 6ft pile of snow."
by JojoT January 13, 2014
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flounder penis

Will’s dick is as small as a flounder penis
by Master of chundy June 6, 2018
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Flounder

The true definition of a flounder is a shapeless woman who has neither breasts nor an ass. She is thinly shaped up and down much like the fish.
The flounder originally thought she was cute until she discovered that she lacked any sexual organ that would catch the eye of the opposite sex.
by Lord Price XI April 5, 2009
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SHICKEN FLOUNDER

im about to shicken flounder this retard for his full bandos set
by zumbass69 November 29, 2019
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The Flounder

A very sneaky foreplay moved performed by short Jewish guys from Long Island. Not realizing that the girl is not into him while sitting on her couch, the dude places his hand in between the girl's thighs and flaps it back and forth in the same motion as a fish out of water. The flounder is normally followed by dog-like leg humping.
If performed properly, the flounder-leg hump trick is good way to ensure the "No Pants in the Bedroom" rule is followed. If awkward while doing this move, the dude is usually sent on his way hoping to catch the end of Rosh Hashanah dinner.
"When Yaacov tried the flounder, the date was over."

"I wasn't into Isaac at first, but, after he floundered me, I got to see that my pants really did match the rug...and he found out the color of the carpet"
by Irish-Italian Manwhore September 25, 2006
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