florist

1. a really awesome, attractive person who enjoys flowers
2. most legit job you could ever pursue
3. best way to constantly make someone's day (and get paid for it!)

Whoa! They're a florist? They're my new hero!!!

by kansasflorist December 7, 2010

forbish

to be like forbe, or forbe2

one who is little but thinks himself important, one who exclaims "goody" when delighted, one who seeks vengeance for perceived wrongs, never real ones.

an "I'll pay you back double" attitude

He is really forbish about what that silly girl did, and she will get paid back big time.

by PhilMcCrakken December 28, 2008

Florise

Florise comes from a majestic flower found all over the world. Its beauty is captivating and others need to have her (it). Florise's beauty is one like nothing anybody has ever seen.

The flower, Florise.

by Anonymous to the power January 28, 2013

Dirty Floris

The act of dressing up as Nick Wilde and fucking someone

Person 1: Want to try something different?

Person 2: Lets try a Dirty Floris

by Super_Gae October 2, 2021

Sumo Florist

1. A fat florist with a woman's head and a sumo wrestler's body; particularly one that loves his cock.
2. A fat florist that sings with a church choir full of black cats.

Origin: www.rathergood.com

1. I went to the Sumo Florist to buy some flowers.
2. The Sumo Florist sang about his cock.

by DragonlordALS May 18, 2004

floris

i r teh pwn, n0b0dy else :)

:) i r teh pwn, n0b0dy else :)

by floris December 2, 2004

Flarbis Darbis

A phrase said when Jared or Sean messes up and needs to proclaim their failure to the other.

Flarbis Darbis! My guy just became Stephen Hawking!

by skrrrrrrt skrt August 10, 2017