floorskin

n. an excessively long foreskin, so called because it appears capable of touching the floor

He came ten minutes ago, but it's still working its way out through that floorskin of his.

by skuzzay July 20, 2011

floorito

Doritos or Fritos that are eaten off the floor.

I handed my wife a floorito but only after the 5 second rule.

by rogos August 3, 2009

forshit

yes this is true

-Oh my gosh Nick, I went to this crazy party in good ol' pasadena!
-Are you serious, Josie?
-Forshit dude.

by Josie Marie Luck June 16, 2010

flooremite

any emotion that can't be described

also anything that resembles the color orange

i'm just flooremite today

ur lookin a little flooremite today

by Kevin March 7, 2005

Flooshie

a small fuzz

You have a flooshie on your sweater

by mojojojojo November 25, 2014

Forshitowing

When you eat way to much greasy food before bed and you already know you're gonna be shitting your brains out in three hours.

"I'm already Forshitowing my future . It's gonna be a long night after all those wings and beers "

by wonton extraordinare June 14, 2016

Flourshing

The act of rapidly shaking your arm back and forth while extended away from your body, preferably when one is wearing a long sleeve shirt.

Yetunde: Aaron why are you flourshing your arm like that?
Aaron: I'm trying unroll my sleeve.

by VeganPowers December 3, 2018