floories

The more appropriate term for the date-rape drug roofie, since victims are more likely to end up on the floor than the roof.

girl 1: i don't remember a thing last night, i think someone slipped me roofies!
girl 2: you know it's more politically correct to be "floories."
girl 1: i don't care! i might have been raped!
guy: oh shut up. you did not get flooried; you got drunk at the bars and you took me back to your place, you drunk bitch.
girl 1: oh.

by tbombz November 14, 2009

Floodie

A "Floodie" is an endearing term for flooded homeowners who reside in areas that have been declared a federal disaster by the US government agency known as FEMA, and in most cases, have been screwed out of receiving any significant flood insurance claim money and/or aid. Most Floodies have been displaced, or are living in houses that have been gutted or remain in disrepair several years after the storm. The term originates from an animated YouTube series about Hurricane Sandy victims known as "The Flooded Adventures of Tony Citizen."

"It's been two years since Sandy, thousands of Floodies are STILL displaced, and all you hear about on the news is Ebola. WTF?" "People who aren't Floodies think we are living rich on government hand outs, but I spent two hundred dollars printing aid applications at Staples and my aid award was three dollars."

by Tony Citizen January 17, 2015

Flookle

To have made a mistake.

I made a flookle in my maths exam.

by Emma and Beth January 10, 2009

floozie

What your Grandma calls a hoochie.

"That Paris Hilton just looks like a floozie to me," Grandma said, though of course we couldn't understand her without her teeth.

by mbmargarita August 16, 2006

floosie

a cunt, slut, skank or ho who engages in wild revelry with tons of men at once.

"You're sister's a floosie! She must have had sex with 15 guys last night.

by matt September 17, 2003

Fookies

A fookie is a fine thicccc with four c's cookie and all natural. The cookie is thick with rich all natural ingredients to give it that delicious taste. These fookies are addicting and you have to get another one.

Dapont: Wow thats a Fookie
Brandon: Thanks Daddy dapony
Dapont: I want more Fookies
Brandon: Go and fuck them fookies up

by Alex_Suede August 3, 2019

floogie

one singular pubic hair

i sucked down his floogie that night

by grumble slave January 15, 2018