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Cripple Cream Flogger

Performing a vigorous hand job on a wheelchair bound male until he busts a nut load of man cream.
I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.

The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
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dolphin-flogger

What a dolphin-flogger!

Shut up, dolphin-flogger!
by WordFreak March 8, 2009
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closet flogger

Someone who masturbates in a closet.
Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.
Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!
by Scott D. Putnam October 17, 2004
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Floner

N. That place in between a boner and being flaccid.
Man I just saw this chicks boobs for like 10 seconds but i didnt get hard, i just got a floner.
by Noah beast September 3, 2007
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pickle flinger

Crazy, twerking, drunk person who throws pickles at innocent women.
The pickle flinger known as the infamous Emily, hard a work, attacking Marie with her jars of pickles .
by Emilyz February 9, 2015
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flanger

A guitar effect that does not work like a wah pedal. It does, however, work as a continually variable delay pedal. The delay on a flanger is too short to hear as an echo and the rate of delay expands and contracts to set intervals during a set amount of time according to how the operator programs it.

The effect is called "flange" because before the advent of flanger pedals, sound engineers and musicians would press the inside of the thumb (the "flange") onto the tape reel to slow it down and speed it up to achieve the desired effect.
Forget the flanger in anything by Simple Plan; just listen to Thru the Eyes of Ruby by the Smashing Pumpkins!
by Owen the musician February 15, 2006
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Flonder Day

The soon to be 8th day of the week, giving the world 3 week end days and 5 work/school days.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Flonder Day, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (new week)
Yo there's a phat party goin down this Flonder Day, are you going?
by Teh Jester 12 May 4, 2009
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