Float On is a great song made by one of the best bands ever, Modest Mouse. (Oh gee, i have a different opinion then the 1/7ths of you who disagree. Tar and feather me.)
It is one of the bands more popular songs. However, hardcore Modest Mouse fans regard it as annoying due to the high level of people running around stating shit like "D00d, modest mouse float on was a great song but trailer trash sucked man i wish there were other songs" Despite the fact that Modest Mouse has mad a large amount of musical genius, such as "The Whale Song," "Dashboard," and "Ocean Breathes Salty," Float on remains just to be a giant whore to the other songs.
Most Modest Mouse haters (Who probably only listened to 2 of the bands old songs) Would state "I liked Float On, but those other 2 1999 songs i heard sucked so therefor Modest Mouse Sucks and so does indie and damn anyone who says otherwise"
It is one of the bands more popular songs. However, hardcore Modest Mouse fans regard it as annoying due to the high level of people running around stating shit like "D00d, modest mouse float on was a great song but trailer trash sucked man i wish there were other songs" Despite the fact that Modest Mouse has mad a large amount of musical genius, such as "The Whale Song," "Dashboard," and "Ocean Breathes Salty," Float on remains just to be a giant whore to the other songs.
Most Modest Mouse haters (Who probably only listened to 2 of the bands old songs) Would state "I liked Float On, but those other 2 1999 songs i heard sucked so therefor Modest Mouse Sucks and so does indie and damn anyone who says otherwise"
by nogatsiaK April 08, 2010
V. The act of simply placing the penis into the vagina with no actual thrusts involved. Often thought to be a substitute for actual intercourse.
Ephraim convinced his girlfriend to float for a little while ensuring her there would be no smite from God.
by diabloblanco May 04, 2005
when your with your girlfriend in the bathtub and you accidentally take a shit, then she bends down and eats it.
by Jerry the wanking dolphin December 16, 2018
by JD&Tlan DeltaSigs August 26, 2005
by mouseyone November 11, 2009
The act of rubbing ones genitals or vagina against another's genitals, taint or anus without until orgasm without physical penetration.
Not to be confused with "soaking" (no friction allowed) or "dry humping" (no clothing required to in the act of floating).
This is a non-discriminatory, multi-sexual term that is gender and sexual orientation neutral.
Anyone of age and consent can float!
Not to be confused with "soaking" (no friction allowed) or "dry humping" (no clothing required to in the act of floating).
This is a non-discriminatory, multi-sexual term that is gender and sexual orientation neutral.
Anyone of age and consent can float!
"Hey, I know we're not having sex but are you down to float? I mean, I've never tried the floating thing but it could be fun?!"
by Pie Till I Die August 04, 2018
I told my brother he needs to get a job. I am tired of floating him.
I can’t go out this weekend. I am barely floating until I get paid.
I can’t go out this weekend. I am barely floating until I get paid.
by Grizzly Tim June 19, 2020