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floater

I poop that is fairly tiny that floats along the serface of the water in the toilet bowl.
Corbin left a floater in the crapper stall after the turkey dinner.
by Sean "smurfy" Murphy April 9, 2006
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floater

A person who doesn't go down.
Scary person: you're going down you piece of crap
Larry: not me I'm a floater
by angry server May 11, 2014
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floater

floater-name given to an older man that surfs teen and pre-teen chat rooms pretending to be young for the purpose of meeting or getting off.
person 1: Hey did you read in the paper about that floater that got arrested?

person 2: Yeah, that old cock was on yahoo trying to pic up boys in the puberty chat.

person 1: yeah, what an idot. Every one knows you goto the pre-teen.
by ButchMagnum November 25, 2004
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floater

a large booger that is suspended in mid air in someones nostril, and is obvious to people around
wow, that guy had a huge floater in his nose during the interview
by kitty litterapapa April 28, 2009
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floater

The bitch looked at me straight, but I could see her floater looking sideways.
by J.M. Goldenrick December 8, 2002
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floater

Someone who doesn't like having girlfriends and just goes around hooking up with different girls a lot.
girl: hey do you have a girlfriend?

guy: no im a "floater"

girl: good, I hate relationships and like to have one night stands too!

guy: niceeee
by Floater103 December 22, 2010
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floater

half a woody - not a full blast boner but halfway there..
i got a mad floater the other day when perving at the pics of paris hilton in that maxim magazine issue she was in..
by pato July 15, 2004
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