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Flermoen

It is a utensil for eating pussy. It also is used for pounding ass in some rare cases. Flermoens come in five distinct colors: Maroon, Red, Blue, Magenta and Periwinkle. They can be bought at any Target.
"Dude, I totally broke my flermoen last night in that girls asshole."
by Regan11 May 6, 2011
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fleamont

the most amazing, loving, sweetest, and accepting dad you’ll ever meet. he’s so caring and will do anything for you. he deserves the absolute world.
fleamont is the best dad in the world
by marls April 10, 2021
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Flemonade

A carbonated beverage which has been left out too long in order to be cultivated to perfection. Founded By Burri and Kelly 2011.
"That flemonade was super flat man"
by Burikell2011 October 9, 2011
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Flemo

A filthy disease-ridden animal infected with chlamydia. Usually found very intoxicated.
Flemo takes it up the ass.
by Eugeneee March 3, 2008
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Fleem

Verb meaning to error greatly, to make a significant mistake, to blow it very badly.

Passed tense: Fleemed
Person(s) who often fleems: Fleemus (Fleemi)

Fleeming: Fleemocity.
Please try not to fleem the next time.
by Comatosa Souffle July 20, 2011
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Fleeson's Ellport

A small somewhat urbanized community, about 5 minutes southeast of Ellwood City, PA.

Known to once be a suburb of the aforementioned bustling steel town of Ellwood, led by Colonel Brian, they tried to secede from the Ellwood City - Fleeson's Ellport unity pact, established in 1856. However resident's of Ellwood put down this revolt, and now in present-day, the communities have forgotten about it, and live peacefully with each other.
"Hey let's go to Fleeson's Ellport and catch the little league game, my son's playing."

"...where at?..."

"They're at the pit, ya'know the community park where the baseball games are played."

"Oh, right, the pit, i remember when it was just called the park!"
by MegadethFan123980 June 27, 2008
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Freemon

One of pale complexion that lacks the ability to grow eyebrows. They are notorious mouth breathers. Typically non-photogenic in nature and one should use caution while operating a camera near or around one, as they will always attempt to look awkward in backgrounds of photographs.
Who's that creepy guy in that picture? What a freemon.
by SparklingWiggles July 25, 2010
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