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fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards

When someone is a complete and utter useless cunt, and is actually a lot more retarded than you previously give them credit for.
A very common attribute with new scaffolding labourers. They may be ripped to fuck and constantly remind you how they can lift 250kg in the gym but can’t pick up a bucket of fittings or more than one tube. If you asked one of these individuals to go to the lorry and get you a tape as you need to measure something they would most definitely return with duct tape.
Lewys: Mackenzie said the inside board wouldn’t fit as there is a brick feature sticking out of the wall. I told him to get a saw and notch it. When I went over to see what was taking him so long, he was actually trying to saw the brick…
Rich: are you fuxking serious??? Wow that guy really is a fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards!
by PubHellhound July 16, 2022
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fledd

A crazy guy from Sandviken, known to be nice to the nice and meeaaaan to the mean.
1)Hey, there goes Fledd! Careful!
2)don't mess with Fledd, he'll kick your ass!
by The Guy February 28, 2005
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die fledermaus

1.)German for "the bat"

2.)the title of an opera composed Johann Strauss II

3.)Referring to the second definition. When you plan an act of revenge against your friends for what they did to you while you was in a state of drunkenness.
1. Was that a fledermaus that just flew by.

2. Want to go to the production of "Die Fledermaus" tonight?

3. I can't believe they did that to me while I was drunk, soon the fledermaus will be complete.
by Thomas Doolittle November 10, 2008
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fleddy

A nickname for a white, individual, preferably a fat white male, that smells like shit.
Blake is a fleddy
by Haufuen January 12, 2018
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Fledgie

When you give a female a wedgie and her outer labia curl around the panties. Essentially a fleshy wedgie.
That girl has been trolling me for weeks, I'm going to give her a fledgie.
by boogiek June 14, 2016
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Fledge

Verb, Sexual act, to fledge

The act of ejaculating in the rectum of your sexual partner and slurping it out with a straw.
I heard Shirley and Billy practice fledging, they're so gross.

Sam: That chick is so kinky I fledged her last nigh.
Paul: wtf man?
by kk360 April 1, 2011
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Fledge

An Elbow drive concentrated directly into the back of an person
yea dude i was walking and fucking that retard kevin fledged me
by TiMiz legit January 3, 2009
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