Flard

A lazier way to type flattard when embroiled in a flame war with a flat-earther.

"You goddamn flards are full of shite! Show me the dome! Show me the dome asshole!"

by Louis the bastard March 8, 2018

Flearther

A term for someone who believes the earth is flat

Can you believe that they believe the earth is flat?!?! What a flearther!

by Katpuss June 11, 2020

Flard

a combination of fat and lard, to describe any excesively large person or animal.

My mother in law is a flard.

by Flard lover December 25, 2008

Flerd

1) A mixture of the word Flock and the word Herd both being the name given to a group of animals.

2) A group of nerds referring especially to a group of intelligent teenagers.

3) The name given to a prominent instagram group known for its diversity and general excellence. @flerdofficial

4) An old english word meaning nonsense and stupidity contradicting its modern meaning of intelligence.

1)look at that flerd in the canteen
2)that flerd is always doing homework in the classroom
3)the flerd account is so exciting
4) what a load of utter flerd!

by FlerdOfficial September 24, 2016

flard

(adj.) A state which is neither flacid nor hard.
(n.) A penis which is neither flacid nor erect, but rather somewhere in between.

I had a great stiffie, but an ugly girl walked in and it became flard.

by admon May 6, 2006

flearm

a replacement for dicription of bad person.

go to hell you flearm.

by 4 narnia March 12, 2009

feard

A fake beard, similar to a fauxhawk (fake mohawk). Basically it's where the beard-grower (usually a man) has enough facial hair for it to be recognised as more than just stubble or bumfluff, but not enough facial hair for it to be recognised as a beard. Hence the inbetween part is called a "feard"

Ed: Check out my beard, it's so manly!
Jenny: Umm it's not really a beard though, is it?!
James: Yeah, it's a bit lame!
Ed: Hmm, okay then - check out my feard, it's so nearly
manly!
Jenny: Hell yeah it is!
James: Right on dude!

by Ed Law June 25, 2007