Fattening

The collective term for a group of chonky cats.

I missed feeding time for my chonks by 1 minute and the whole fattening almost murdered me for it!

by palauanguy86 April 8, 2022

Feathering it

The indulgence of activities that cause trills and feelings of greatnesses.

Such activities include hair styling, dentistry, following proto, stamp collecting, a great fuck in the park, law enforcement of law enforcement, and following the speed limit my dear brother.

Whilst feathering it, don’t be scared to burn the head skin just a little bit. Doesn’t that feel great?

by OGPapaBless February 3, 2021

fattening

The quality in food that will potentially make someone fatter. A high content of fats, calories, etc.

That butter cake is extremely fattening.

by Old Scratch October 29, 2006

Flandering

To attempt a conversation while unintentionally thoroughly confusing your listener. Approving and negating a topic in the same sentence. To open up a conversation on one topic and randomly change to another. The flanderer may be sober or intoxicated. Rapid successions of the words, "yea, yea, yea, no, no, no"

"Yo dude did you borrow my pen?"

"Yea yea yea, no no no"

"huh?"

"I did, but then I didn't"

"Quit fucking flandering, did you borrow it or not?"

by spittin game July 19, 2009

feathering her turkey

This technique is used by a woman while playing with herself . This involves stroking her vagina and her beaver in a dainty and self-ticklish way .

This masturbation technique takes place after a woman is already aroused but wants to heighten this effect on her .
You can also call it tickling her tiger or for a guy polishing your penguin .

by Hef September 5, 2005

Fattering

When something should look flattering on you, but just makes you look fat. Fattering.

Used in a sentence - 'I'm not so sure about those pants... they're kind of fattering.'

Or when you're trying to give a compliment, but don't think it's deserved- 'Wow! Those pants are extremely fattering!'

by jd9d April 6, 2010

Flattening the Curve

Requesting someone to do a task or, for a commitment on a part-time basis while knowing the task or request has no set end date (or may well never end).

Are you really looking to replace the admin assistant or am I just flattening the curve?

by Sleepy J0ey B December 12, 2021