flattard

Flattard (or flattards) stands for people who think the earth is flat.

Flattard is the contraction of "flat" and "retard".

"Stanley believes the earth is flat ? Why ?"
"I don't know, he is just a flattard."

by Thibo314 May 22, 2017

belgium flatcake

You are having sex with a girl in the reverse cowgirl position. She takes a dump on your stomach while riding your shaft and as she comes back down she squashes the bum chutney.

Hey girl I've noticed you've been farting a lot lately. Do you want to have a Belgium flatcake ?

by Psychoarmour September 18, 2017

Flatware

Furniture in a box. Made of sawdust and requiring assembly.

The furniture starts out flat. Once assembled it takes on the aspect of real furniture.

People who buy this junk are too stupid to read classifieds and buy real furniture.

Stores that sell Flatware include Walmart, Target, and that WTF store IKEA.

"Hey Clem, lets got to IKEA and get us some meatballs and flatware".
"OK Billy Bob, I'll bring the wrenches."

"Wow!" "Is that flatware?"
"Yep, check out the wood-like finish made possible by the use of contact paper."

by Verny Todaroller February 12, 2009

Flatwaring

A sexual position used in a gay orgy. When all men lay one on top of another, like plates in a cabinet.

"Wow, that flatwaring party we went to made me cum so hard!"

by VaginaBaconKittens December 3, 2013

flatcap

someone who drives at 20mph - usually over the age of 70, with a queue of traffic waiting to overtake

a retirement area is flatcap country

by ogofygog August 10, 2009

Flatardia

Places Flatards congregate, IE. Flat earth groups on social media, Flat earth conferences, Mom's basement.

see flatard

That post is strait out of Flatardia.

by Nathan Tampoon May 15, 2018

Flattard

Somebody who believes in flat Earth.

Hey flattard, the Earth is round.

by WDPK 83.7 FM September 6, 2021