footballer

Soccer player for Americans, football player to the world. Only those with the highest skill are true footballers.

Chelsea are full of true footballers

by DAN26 August 30, 2005

Footballer

verb, 'to football'.

Instead of spitting on a lover's anal entrance to provide natural lubrication, a footballer is putting one finger on one's nose to block one nostril whilst violently blowing through the other nostril thus using nasal mucus instead.

noun, 'Footballer'

The completed act of footballing.

I needed to ram my cock up her Gary and happened to have a touch of swine 'flu so I footballed her and then slid in with relative ease.

I did a footballer to ease the process of exploring her poo cave.

by ganton July 11, 2009

bellevue west footballers

The sexiest, hard hitting ballers to ever grace the no-mad wastelands they call Nebraska!! Thunderbirds will stomp, fly over, and drop kick your ass like a nasty bird on a freshly washed combine!!!

Bellevue west footballers also known as shot callers, Picking up pieces of the fallers that dare to hollaa !
Me: I’ve fallen and can’t get up!!
911: Bellevue west is on the way!

by PrincessCockWhore1 September 6, 2019

Footballer

Basically the footballer is the kid in school who plays football non-stop, wears his full uniform everywhere he goes (cleats included), but is for the most part a nice kid, gets along with everybody and is actually very intelligent once you get to know him. And yes, if he does have to wear other clothing it will be some basketball shorts, a t-shirt and some $100+ Nike Shox that he bought five years ago when he was still only wearing a size 15.

"He's trackin' mud all over our haulways with those dirty football cleats! Are those even allowed here?"
"It's ok, he's cool. He's a footballer."

by breaker1 March 1, 2012

flatbacker

Someone who fucks their way to the top. On their flat back!

That whore is so stupid. There's no way she got her high paying position because of her brains. She is just a flatbacker.

by Dogofalljones May 16, 2017

Footballer

Code name for a hot guy.

- Dude, did you see footballer saturday??
- I knoww he's so hot!

by dani california <3 January 17, 2009

footballer

one who enjoys football

Brittini. She loves football. To the point that she coaches junior high cheerleaders so that she can attend several games a week. And she loves Joseph Addai. She is a FOOTBALLER.

by holla holla holla holla holla January 21, 2010