Flat Ass Syndrome

A syndrome for somebody who has no ass, or lack there of.

Poor Johnny has FAS (Flat ass syndrome) and there's no cure for it as of yet.

by ( I ) March 6, 2009

flat-ass broke

When you get so broke that eating nothing makes your ass skinny.

Guy #1: Daaaamn, girl got no back.

Guy #2: Why dat?

Guy #1: She flat-ass broke, man.

by RockStar2012 March 1, 2011

oikawa’s flat ass

oikawa’s flat ass. it’s ridiculous.

person 1: omfg look at oikawa’s flat ass
person 2: what a loser

by shobiostars October 5, 2021

flat ass booty

A girl with a flat ass.

"Akina, you have a flat ass booty!"

by mikutheshit December 4, 2020

Flat ASS Flasher

An old man,well past any sex appeal(if he even had any) Who insists on bending over -REAL Obvious to show his sad flat butt cheeks in khakis or other tight pants,at any given opportunity.Usually does this display where women(or men)will be seeing this

damn,my boss keeps bending over every time i am near,He's a flat ass flasher

by hot Ethel July 1, 2011

flat ass goat face

Charley McCabe

Charley is such a flat ass goat face.

by Jdognastymoney February 21, 2017

Whack ass flats

Idiots who believe the earth is flat.

Yo yo yo that hombre junior is a whack ass flats. He be one of those flat earthers.

by Illuminated Echelon January 27, 2018