Flat Ass Syndrome

A syndrome for somebody who has no ass, or lack there of.

Poor Johnny has FAS (Flat ass syndrome) and there's no cure for it as of yet.

by ( I ) March 6, 2009

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flat-ass broke

When you get so broke that eating nothing makes your ass skinny.

Guy #1: Daaaamn, girl got no back.

Guy #2: Why dat?

Guy #1: She flat-ass broke, man.

by RockStar2012 March 1, 2011

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flat ass booty

A girl with a flat ass.

"Akina, you have a flat ass booty!"

by mikutheshit December 4, 2020

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oikawa’s flat ass

oikawa’s flat ass. it’s ridiculous.

person 1: omfg look at oikawa’s flat ass
person 2: what a loser

by shobiostars October 5, 2021

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An old man,well past any sex appeal(if he even had any) Who insists on bending over -REAL Obvious to show his sad flat butt cheeks in khakis or other tight pants,at any given opportunity.Usually does this display where women(or men)will be seeing this

damn,my boss keeps bending over every time i am near,He's a flat ass flasher

by hot Ethel July 1, 2011

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