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Myspace Fasting

(verb) Abstaining from checking one's Myspace; much like religious fasting from meals. Can last anywhere from a few hours to a few months, depending upon the strength of the one fasting. It is a technique / method used to recover after certain events including:
1) Strong addiction to myspace, networking, and an unusual obsession with browsing through friends' profiles, pictures, comments, bulletins etc.
2) MyspaceSTDS from constant w4w (whore-for-whore), pc4pc (picture-comment-for-picture-comment), c4c (comment-for-comment), and other access to private territory i.e. private profile.
3) Avoiding contact with/seeing someone that you no longer want any affiliation with. Especially seen after breakups; the victim no longer wishes to read the bulletins and comments between the ex & the new girl/guy.
4) Poor/deteriorating performance within school or the workplace.
Example 1: "My grades are starting to go down and I can't focus at work because I'm always on Myspace! I think I'm going to go Myspace fasting for awhile, at least until I can straighten my life out."

Example 2: Tina: "Hey, your last login on Myspace was 2 weeks ago! Why haven't you been on?"
Allie: "Yea, I'm Myspace Fasting for awhile. I'm sick of seeing all the annoying, lovey comments between Noah and his new girl. And he moved me down on his top friends!"
by lyssaloo May 12, 2009
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What cats do when they have their ass in front of you with their tail up - flashing you with their asshole.
I love my cat Felix, but he's always flashing hole at me. It's fuckin' nasty!

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I could have got a lot more done at work today but that flashing 12 from the finance dept kept interupting me with silly questions about operating her iPod.
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slash fasting

A period in which one, usually a yaoi fangirl, gives up yaoi or slash for one month. It is very helpful treatment for those without lives.

It started when Lii decided that her life had become way too centered around something that didn't accomplish anything, and gave it up. She was born a new woman.

The original and traditional period to fast is the month of October, starting on Bloody Sunday (the last Sunday in September) and ending on All-Slashers Day, which is Halloween. All-Slashers Day is not usually full of feasting and parties, for the transition of normal human being to rabid fangirl takes time.

Other months work also, depending on your events. October doesn't work well due to intense popularity of The Rocky Horror Picture Show during this month. Late Spring could be an option, but it hasn't been tested.
1: Dammit, Candi, you need to go on slash fasting!
by Lii Yuki Pillows October 27, 2005
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