Flarp

When you burp, fart and sneeze at the same time. NOT a good time. Unless your into that stuff then it can get you SUPER-DY DUPER hard .

Bro, I just got sooo hard
Why?
I Flarped
Aw shit bro I’m so jelly

by Biggy_Dicky March 2, 2019

Flarp

Used sparingly, "Flarp" is just an entertaining and less extreme way of saying "Fuck" without any of the associated meaning or negative connotation.

What the flarp Kevin!? We're gonna be late because of you!

Everything was going as planned, but then you came along and flarped it all up!

by HexArmageddon July 4, 2017

Flarp

Someone that farts while attempting a flip or somersault like gesture.

Girl number 1-(Showing her friend a cool new flip, she suddenly lets one go(A fart))

Girl number 2-Whoa! What the hell was that?

Girl number 1-Ooops! I must of let out a flarp!...

Girl number 2-Keep those flarps to yourself!

by Italiana0 August 5, 2010

Flarp

An accidental transition caused by indecision.

The act of flarping commonly occurs on an instrument. To flarp, one must play a wrong note and quickly recover by playing the right note.

Erica: Crap, I totally flarped!
Arina: Yeah, I heard! You tried to play a D flat instead of an C natural again, didn't you?

by Ericaw December 9, 2007

Flarp

(v.) to purposely look like the idiot you know you are; to say something that makes you look like a complete and utter dumbass; (n.) a phrase or clause that is just entirely stupid beyond belief; a blonde moment

Do you know that kid? He just comes up to me and starts flarping and I told him to fuck off.

by Skank Boy May 18, 2006

flarp

a weird comical gesture

I dropped my baby! Flarp!

by nick alvinator January 19, 2005

Flarp

When you are sitting down and you push a nice juicy fart and it rolles up your sack with a nice bubbly feeling!

Dude when I was sitting down with Wendy I flarped in her face!!!

by Buffalo17 February 1, 2018