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flamethrower

1)weapons that utilize liquid fire as a method of killing.
2)rather sad indviduals who spend there time on the net typing inane babble abought how everyone else are 'pussy fags' in capital letters in a pathetic attempt to pretend to be badass.
1)my granddad was a flamerthrower soldier in the second world war.
2)
nIgGerBaByKILla666:U GOTHS R LAMASS LIBERAL FAXXORS
steve:oh god a flamethrower
nIgGerBaByKILla666: STFU FAG OR ILL FUCK U UP
steve:how? you don't know were i live or who i am.
by zombiejack June 19, 2004
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flamethrowage

To use a flamethrower to unleash fiery hell on something or someone, literally or figuratively. Can be used as a verb or a noun.
I'm totally going to flamethrowage that douchebag.

Flamethrowage: it's what's for dinner.
by Tirsden August 17, 2008
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Flamethrower

When you put a lighter in front of your ejaculation and light it on fire to make a flamethrower
My dick has 3rd degree burns after the amount of times I've done a flamethrower
by The moist bandito's August 2, 2020
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National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America

The NFTSOA was founded on December 5, 2018, by students at Marvin Ridge Middle School with the ultimate goal of world domination via flamethrowing taser. The flamethrowing taser is a cross between a flamethrower and a taser. They want to develop a flamethrowing taser, conquer the world, and sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market. But then the club got rejected. #depression
Person 1: Let's go join the National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America
Person 2: Yeah, let's conquer the world!
Person 1: It's such excellent world domination via flamethrowing taser club
Person 2: Yeah, we can sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market
by Sarah Smiles January 31, 2019
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Aztec Flamethrower

Occurs when visiting Mexico, most commonly for a Cancun-esque spring break trip, after a few days of heavy partying and accidental water consumption you think performing an anal pyrotechnics show would be a great idea. Feeling the onset of that morning's all-inclusive's taco bar, you summon your fellow partiers, grab a lighter, drop your pants and assume the position. Only too late do you realize the error of your decision as the massive shart ignites covering your innocent onlookers with flaming Moteuczoman Napalm.
Half the varsity Lacrosse team, and two cheerleaders are in the Mt. Popocatepetl Hospital in Mexico City with 3rd degree burns on 60 percent of their bodies, After the Lacrosse Captain accidentally blasted them all with an Aztec Flamethrower!
by Moteuczoma January 19, 2011
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flaketard

A person whose level of flakiness (i.e. unreliability, undependability, fickleness, etc.) is so extreme that it borders on magnitude of mental retardation.
First he says he'll call me right back, which he doesn't. Then he begs me to go out last Saturday only to bail out when I call him when he's late. What a flaketard!
by Raymond Dang May 17, 2006
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The Flamethrower

A sex act wherein a solution of spicy hot sauces or ginger paste is injected up a man's urethra. He is then brought to orgasm, producing the flamethrower.
Julie: Oh, man last night the guy I was with did the most painful thing! He injected sriracha up his urethra then came all over my face!
Jenny: Yeah thats called the flamethrower. My ex liked to surprise me with that all the time.
by halicon5 July 12, 2014
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