Flanker

Someone is known to cum in the first two minutes of sex and then cry.

Girl 1: Go out with him
Girl 2: No way, he's such a flanker

Paul: I have to say, he's got swagger
Kyle: Nah, he's a flanker

by ICSF March 3, 2010

Flakery

Acts or statements that can be described as a “profile in cowardice.” Moral or ethical equivocation fit under this umbrella. The adjectival form of ‘Flakian’ (see: Flakian).

“Did you see that Senator refuse to do anything close to standing up for his/her previously stated principles? I’m so tired of their Flakery.”

by @PoliticalProletariat November 15, 2018

Flaker

1. Someone who fails to honor commitments, either by making excuses or simply not showing up to the planned event.

2. Someone who regularly does cocaine, an illicit substance referred to by some as "flake."

It's been half an hour and Leo hasn't shown up- that fucking flaker.

You can't just snort the coke on my dinner table, you flaker!

by TyrianTyrell October 27, 2019

mother flaker

Someone who repeatedly flakes on planned hang outs

1: Hey man so are we hanging out this weekend?

2: Yeah

-weekend-

1: Yeah so we hanging out today?

2: Oh no, i made plans.

1: Man this is the last time i ever ask you to do anything, you're such a mother flaker.

by rearea August 11, 2012

flaker

Is someone who always makes plans to attend a event and comes up with a pathetic excuse to bail out every time.

1. Tucker made plans to go to Vegas, then bailed on me last minute. What a flaker.....

2. Wesley and I where suposed to go watch the game at the bar but he flaked out.

by hectorbg February 11, 2010

Falker

Someone who stalkers people, behind the use of fake avatars, on the internet.
Derived from a mixture of Stalk and Fake.

"This person don't look real, they been stalking me, what a falker!"

by falker0001 November 21, 2009

Flaker

Someone who says they are going to show up yet doesn't.

That Rudy Vasquez guy is a big flaker.

by shaq3212 March 18, 2013