by Gbsparky February 03, 2013
Get the Flake mug.Oh wow! Scored some boss flake last night! Me nose feels like me bird was burning me nostrils with a lighter when I was asleep.
by Daniella Westbrook March 30, 2016
Get the flake mug.A confusing/disappointing person whom you have misjudged as a reliable, caring friend. She can call and talk for hours about herself but the minute you speak of yourself she has to get off the phone. She asks for favors and, even if you set parameters to which she agrees at first and promises she'll abide by them, she'll use them later to excuse herself from the scheduled activity. She'll pick your brain and take the credit for your originality. She will amplify her competence. She will lie to avoid confrontation and make herself the victim when confronted. In order to quit being disappointed, I never make any plans again with the Flake.
Flake: Would you come over and help me with my riding?
Me: Okay but I will need a ride there and home.
Flake: Sure, no problem.
Me: Okay, see you tomorrow at ten.
Tomorrow at ten comes and goes. She texts me five hours later saying she had to go to the dentist. In the meantime your other friend calls to say she went riding with the Flake during the time the Flake was supposed to be at the dentist.
Me: Okay but I will need a ride there and home.
Flake: Sure, no problem.
Me: Okay, see you tomorrow at ten.
Tomorrow at ten comes and goes. She texts me five hours later saying she had to go to the dentist. In the meantime your other friend calls to say she went riding with the Flake during the time the Flake was supposed to be at the dentist.
by christy2011 May 18, 2011
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by Patrick March 18, 2003
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(flakey dick)
the unfortunate flake from excessive wanking.
known as: (the flake) (dick dandruff) (confetti cock)
(flakey dick)
the unfortunate flake from excessive wanking.
known as: (the flake) (dick dandruff) (confetti cock)
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"i know, its getting raw"
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by rion1987 May 22, 2014
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