flaccid 

A watered down drink, the opposite of a "stiff" drink. When a bartender notices you have had enough to drink, and starts watering yours down, he's serving you a "flaccid drink".

Bartender, this Mass Confusion is flaccid! Gimme the full shots!

flaccid by bakazungu March 26, 2011

Flaccid 

Adjective that describes something in a negative form

Dude, that history test was so flaccid!

Flaccid by Mikey Gig October 1, 2005

flaccid 

adj. the highest complement, ranking something above everything else. Syn. sick, wicked, cool, fly

That girl you hooked up with last night was flaccid, or,
That 720 indy grap you threw on the pipe was flaccid.

flaccid by G-man February 10, 2004

flaccid 

adj. when an individual is incredibly punished off the dab, juul, etc. A state of being flattened or shlumped due to drug use.

That last dab has me flaccid.

flaccid by cxnxr! May 7, 2018

Flaccid 

Lacking in strength, firmess or resilience. A person displaying weakness or lack of resolve.

That flaccid bastard isn't coming out tonight. You're being such a flaccid tonight.

Flaccid by Miskina November 25, 2017

Flaccid 

Computer Science Term - When a server is experiencing background process failures which prevent effective function of hosted applications but do not cause the server itself to crash.

"The services won't come back up it's completely flaccid."

Flaccid by rdn4 October 15, 2018

Flaccid 

My fucking dick was soft okay?

My dick is flaccid after seeing my moms breast

Flaccid by Busterluster November 12, 2019