Flab

A type of fat that quivers sickeningly, especially exhibited by old men who believe themselves fit because they are thin.

Distinct from chub, which is relatively desirable and frequently chased.

Flab is also found around the jowls of truly fat fuckers

My scrawny dad has flabby moobs

by Frog Jacuzzi July 14, 2009

flabbing

Flabbing means you are trying not to have a fight with a person because you know they will smash you.

Stop flabbing Josh

by Jeffrey 420 690 October 24, 2017

flabbing

fiddling with your belly, leg or arm fat.

i was bored so i started flabbing

by bo$$ tiger December 7, 2016

Flab

To screw up

Person 1: Dang, you really know how to flab something man..

Person 2: I know. I didn't mean to screw up so badly

by WhatsUpHomie October 5, 2015

flab

flab is an acronym for "fucking lazy ass bitch".

after six months of marriage cindy turned out to be the queen of flab.

by tellitizaman September 5, 2010

FLAB

It is an acronym for Funckin' Lazy Ass Bitch.

My wife is a complete FLAB!

by Nivek D. June 20, 2007

flab

an acronym for:
Fucking Lame Ass Bastard

Coined by "Butch"

You're a flab

Get that Flab away from me

by spary winsor April 23, 2005