flabberjazzed

adjective; the condition of unparalleled excitement, can be mixed with shock, outrage, horror, or anticipation.

"I was completely flabberjazzed when the saucy lady took off her shirt and ripped open her chest only to reveal an alien where her heart should have been."

by Grizzeny November 22, 2006

Flaggerjack

When your on the colorguard, and you get your falg stolen by the number one whore of the whore core.

Damn flaggerjacker,meet me in the band room....ITS GOIN DOWN!

by yes yes.! October 19, 2010

flabbertaskily dumb founded

when something is so absolutely suppressing, shocking and confusing

he hasn't spoke for hours, he must be flabbertaskily dumb founded

by professional dumbass January 11, 2022

flabberdickey

A word that means someone has the traits of being highly weird, or stupid

"She is such a flabberdickey!"

by Weirdo_words March 18, 2023

Flapperjack

An old or older woman who has lost her good looks or is fat, chunky, has a big butt and/or sagging breasts.

"Wow, now that I got a closer look, she's not a "Skipperjack", she's a "Flapperjack", wow, maybe even a "Lumberjack!". "Well, I went on the date and found out she's a "Flapperjack!".

female woman Skipperjack old fat ugly big booty

by Poonie Pie October 14, 2011

Flabberjaculate

When a young male is masturbating in what he thinks is complete solitude and someone walks in. This surprise is enough to make the young male so flabbergasted he ejaculates all over the person surprising him.

Guy 1: Last night sucked.

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: My mom walked in on me and I Flabberjaculated on her.

Guy 2: I killed my grandma the same way.

by Znasty October 22, 2009

Flabberjabber

Basically, A Flabberjabber Is A Fat Jobby.

"Holy Shit! That's One Hell Of A Flabberjabber!"

by Isla? May 2, 2008