flabbergoated

When you’re absolutely flabbergasted, but can’t get goats off of your mind

“No! I had no clue she was my sister, I’m absolutely flabbergoated…. I mean flabbergasted” *thinks about mountain goats*

by TaylorSwiftISGay November 26, 2022

flabberbombed

To get drunk, wasted, intoxicated, or completely blasted by an alcoholic beverage of any kind.

"Me and my buddies got so bloody flabberbombed last night it was unbelievable!"

by V-cloak February 10, 2008

flabberbaste

to baste something with fat in a manic and bewildered manner.

-Unable to think of a suitable response for my mother-in-law's veiled insult, Sam decided to vigorously flabberbaste her with bacon fat.

by Thomas Valiant June 11, 2010

Flabberblast

The act of blowing on ones tant. Flabberbating is the act of doing it to oneself.

I'm totally gonna flabberblast Helga tonight.

by Buttslug19 April 15, 2017

flabberblasted

When a girl tosses a guys salad and he farts.

I accidentally flabberblasted in her face, and she didn’t break up with me. What a keeper.

by kittygirl9087654 July 16, 2019

flabberghatsojacksoning

The task of giving a word of complete nonsense some very specific meaning.

"Flabberghatsojacksoning is the task of giving a word consisting of nonsense a specific meaning"

"You're saying if i were to give doeypancakethingy the meaning of eating a pancake at unreasonable speeds, i'd be Flabberghatsojacksoning?"
"Yes"

by TheNonsenseGuy69 January 7, 2020