Five

The cutest lil bean. Can (and might) actually kill you. Can jump through space and time. He jumped, but he never acorned. Looks 13, but is actually 58. Loves black coffee and Dolores. Don’t fuck with him.

Person 1:“Oh you know Five?”
Person 2:“Yeah”
Person 1: “AND YOU ARE ACTUALLY ALIVE?!”

by dumb hoe 1234 April 17, 2019

five by five

Everything's cool. Derived from radio terminology.

John's got a five by five attitude about love.

by The Grammar Nazi February 20, 2002

Five It

To give a high five when a good joke or comment is made.

Amy- That singer is as bad as the girl on the first round of American Idol
Me- five it!!

by Meghannn17 October 29, 2007

five-five

speach is about the heigh.

Ullman stood five-five. (The SHINING. by Steven King)

by GregoryTRANSLATOR April 10, 2019

Five

a 58-year-old man trapped in a 13-year-old body
a time traveler
and a badass assassin

go down if you don't understand

(don't take this serious it's a joke for the umbrella academy)

I wanna be a five
He acts like a five

by egg,kid April 04, 2019

Five

Character of the Umbrella Academy comic by Dark Horse. Small boy with the mind of a 58-year-old man, he was trapped in the ruins of Earth for 45 years (give or take), recruited by The Commission as an assassin, and returned to his deranged family in 2019. Upon his arrival home after what was to his siblings 17 years, he attempts to stop the apocalypse running on coffee, alcohol, and the encouragement of a mannequin. He celebrates with margaritas and contemplation of his future.

“Does anyone else see... little Number Five, or... is that just me?”

by h3я3.c0m3s.th3.sad1st1c.w13яdo May 14, 2019

no fives

This is what you say when someone says something incorrect or stupid. When you say "no fives" correctly, then you get to grind you finger across the persons neck as hard as you can.

"So, Nixon was a bad democrat, huh?"

"NO FIVES!! Lemme get that neck..."

"Aww man!"
==Action happens==
"Oww!"

"Gotcha!"

by Lolarsaur May 25, 2009