five finger discount

a rad song about shoplifting by choking victim

"i want to see, what's on sale what's for free"

FIVE FINGER DISCOUNT!

by rudie skankster July 13, 2007

Five Finger Discount

The use of force by hand via slap or punch in order to obtain an item or service at no charge.

Hey man I'll sell you my bike for $100?

I think I'll take the five finger discount

*hard punch to the face

Thanks for the FREE bike

by The Ammunition Magician March 18, 2010

Five Finger Discount

When you wrap five fingers around someone's neck and don't let go until their head explodes...

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... Then you grab your bags, wave good-bye to the other customers and exit the store in a calm but swift manner.

Customer #1: "What exactly just happened?"

Customer #2: "He just used his five finger discount."

Customer #1: "Oh... Okay. Shouldn't we like, call the cops or something?"

by mydnytdeath March 23, 2012

Five finger discount

Discount applied to a person with all five fingers intact on each hand; as opposed to missing finger(s) blown off by fireworks or similar explosives.

George missed the five finger discount by two thumbs and an index finger.

by webdings July 10, 2008

five finger discount

A hand job in which all the fingers are involved, very pleasurable to both.

Man, Susie gave me that five finger discount last nigh and I cummed all over her face.

by Ian sean June 4, 2007

Five finger discount

A word that is used for stealing. To do this you have five fingers and you use them to get what you want when you want

Bro lets go to Victoria's secret and five finger discount some panties I'm commando right now

by Sarahlively13 September 21, 2018

Five Finger Discount

An all black person metal band

Have you heard the black metal band "Five Finger Discount"

by PatrioticLynx March 1, 2019