fistular intercourse

a.k.a. fist fuck.
1) To insert a fist into a bodily orfice in a sexual manner.
2) to beat the crap out of using your fists.

1) She was a freak for large objects,so Petie gave her some fistular intercourse.
2)When John puked on her shoes, Wanda performed fistular intercourse upon his nasal passages.

by pappapittmudman January 28, 2005

fistapalooza

1. Excessive fisting, resulting in a loosening of the cavity.

Albert: "Man my ass is loose"
Chris: "That's because of the fistapalooza you had with Leo last night"
Albert: "Oh yeah"

by Julian Chanco May 27, 2003

Fistula

Dracula's gay brother. You know, the one that enters your room late at night with a bottle of lube and that cheeky grin that says, 'That's right. I'm all about the ass.'

Did you hear about Donny? Word is that Fistula got to him the other night! Hasn't been able to sit right for a few days!

by Hektik Slice September 5, 2012

Human Fistapeed

When four or more consenting humans are simultaneously fisting each other in the ass.

Wow, did you see Jerry’s Snapchat story last night? He must have been part of a Human Fistapeed.

by Catnip flickherbean October 21, 2021

rectovaginal fistula

A rectovaginal fistula is a medical condition where there is a fistula or abnormal connection between the rectum and the vagina. Rectovaginal fistula may be extremely debilitating. If the opening between the rectum and vagina is wide it will allow both flatulence and feces to escape through the vagina, leading to fecal incontinence. There is an association with recurrent urinary and vaginal infections.

Funniest disease ever!!!

Mike: "I was fucking this girl the other night, when all of a sudden, she just shat out her vagina! It was horrible! I Donkey Punched her and left...
Stu: "Well Mike, what you got yourself there, is a classic case of the ol' rectovaginal fistula".

by Swamp September 19, 2006

Guatemalan Fistpump

After a male has produced sufficient dick cheese, he then proceeds to flick it (or "grate" it) onto a female's vaginal region. Upon completion, the male then punches the aforementioned female's vagina (with a closed fist).

Winfield had a bushel of dick cheese and had nothing to do with it. So he flicked it all over Mary's vag, and gave her a nice uppercut."Now thats a Guatemalan Fistpump."

by ZaNdErTHEgReAt January 26, 2011

Fist Up

To push one's fist right into another's asshole. This is also called an JAM UP. Normally used in times of extreme agressiveness. Males in particular detest this as it enlarges the rectal passage by up to six times.

A: Did you see Tom yesterday?
B: No, he skipped school to miss the maths test.
A: I could give him a fucking fist up.
B: Here, let me give you one, you foulmouthed bastard.
A: MOM?!?! NO NO NO! AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

by Mr. Knowall September 2, 2010