Fisted Gongs

A sexual acted combining a hot McGovern with a feisty Tran

Last night I was feeling low after the Twins' loss, so my gal and I Fisted Gongs.

by FurykFever October 9, 2018

Double fisted thigh slapper

A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.

Also called a DFTS.

Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.

Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.

by DoubleFistedThighSlapper January 29, 2019

Double-Fisted Battle Axing

The act of fisting both the anus and vagina of your sexual partner and then swinging them around like a battle axe in order to hit or attack objects/people.

Did you hear about Shaun, he tried double-fisted battle axing his girlfriend and hit a crowd of preschoolers.

by Skee Daddy April 15, 2011

Chunky Fister

When you fist someone anally and pull back your hand to find it covered in dodo

"Dude I just gave that biatch a chunky fister"

by Satanicus Lucifarus Ex Mortis February 8, 2009

Double fisted

Someone with two drinks at a party or a bar.

That girl is a lush, she's double fisted.

by juice85 January 17, 2009

jupiter fisted

To get fisted by a woman who shops at Lane Bryant.

The fat girl walked out of Lane Bryant and Jupiter fisted me right in the ass with her massive paw.

by tholts November 12, 2013

Trophy Fisted

Where one fist is inserted into the vagina and the other fist is inserted into the anus, the giver of this act then lifts the recipient over their head and celebrates in an exuberant manner.

After applying plenty of lube he trophy fisted her into a wild frenzy

by ShowClo! May 4, 2009