Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event

While conducting anal sex, the pressure buildup of digestive gasses are much stronger than the inserted object's (penis, butt plug, baseball bat, etc.) friction seal and increased so much from the repeated pumping and agitation, that it causes an outwardly explosion of digested mass - typically diarrhea and gasses - all over the anal sex participant and surrounding surfaces; evocating a similar result likened to Deepwater Horizon.

Yo man, I took Mary to Taco Bell last night then back to my place for some loving. We tried anal for the first time and idk wtf happened but one second she said "uh oh" and the next second her anus exploded multiple streams of diarrhea all over me, the bed, floor and dog - I don't know what else to call it other than a Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event.

by hazeyez October 16, 2022

fissues

Fucking issues......

That guy I was seeing had some serious fissues.

by artnotwar April 1, 2007

fissures

Open wounds in the skin. Usually gaping and the source of a nasty odor, they usually occur on or around the anus and buttox areas. See George W Olson for an example.

The rot that lives in George's gaping fissures forced me to sleep on the couch.

by Rob Kudla February 22, 2004

fisure

fisure: a rip in the anal cavity during rough anal intercourse. Usually found after a large erect object enters a hole its to small for, or the hole wasn't properly stimulated and prepared enough for the large erect object thus ripping the skin in side the asshole.

Rebecca was in pain and had to visit a doctor due to her boyfriend's huge member ripping a fisure inside of her asshole.

by PaulyPPimperton November 12, 2007

fissues

fake issues.

(say fish-oos)

everyone has fissues.

by dominika March 23, 2008

Fissues

Any issue related to fish.

"He breaks out in hives when he eats fish... He has real fissues."

"There was a parasite in the fish tank causing the goldfish to die. That aquarium has major fissues"

by Rychenrolller January 26, 2013

fissuremen

Early humans who inhabited large cracks in rock-faces, rather than living in caves.

The Anasazi lived at da bases of towering rock-faces, so I wonder if they were "descendants" of fissuremen, since their structures were located "lower down" on da cliff-sides?

by QuacksO September 11, 2018