I'm Your Tuna Fish Sandwich

From the blues classic - slang for sexual availability.

"Free tonight?"
"I'm your tuna fish sandwich."

"I'm your tuna fish sandwich, spoon me on your bread.
I'm your tuna sandwich baby, best to eat in bed."

by Monkey's Dad February 20, 2023

Gut your fish

Female masterbation

Go gut your fish, have a wank

by Whatkindoftree March 9, 2018

Clean your fish tank

What you tell a girl to do when she isn't so fresh.

"Steven told his girlfriend, Sandy Fagina, your twat smells nasty and busted, you betta go clean your fish tank."

by Stefanie and Jared September 21, 2008

Descaling your fish

Male masterbation

Sam, I walked in on you descaling your fish!

by Whatkindoftree May 16, 2018

Whatever Floats Your Fish

A floating fish is a dead fish, hence, an indication that a decision or idea makes an individual worse off.

Luis: "I think I'm going to vote for Donald Trump in the GOP primary."
Isabella: "Whatever floats your fish."

by InRalphLauren August 15, 2015

Keep your fish frosty

Snowboard lingo; aka: shred the gnar, slay the mountain, slappin the shred sled, radical bruh 🤙🏼, send’r bud, super sendies, if it fits it ships, frothy

Yo what’re you doing this weekend? Shreddin the gnar?

For sure, huge pow day. Gonna send it.

Keep your fish frosty 🤙🏼

by anonymous February 6, 2021

i slapped your fish

I SLAPPED YOUR FISH means when someone slapped your fish. It's used in a funny way and people that try to use it seriously, well, won't be taken seriously. Its something that funny people would personally like to name themselves on a game that you can name yourself.

My friend's name on Big Brother: I SLAPPED YOUR FISH
My sister: NO!! DONT SLAP MY FISH!!!!!
My Friend: TO LATE (yes she DID put "To" instead of "Too")
My Sister: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*a few minutes later*
*my friend goes up to my sister*
My Sister: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I JUST BOUGHT A NEW FISH!!!
My name: IM A DUCKING CAT BRU
Me: *EATS FISH*
My Friend: *SLAPS FISH*
My Sister: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by CatDog IM A DUCKING CAT BRU June 23, 2017